Five jobs John Murphy would hate having but be great at
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1) Cleaning person. He would hate cleaning up people's messed, but if he does something, he does it. The room would flawless, minus the spit on the toothbrush of whoever's place he's cleaning.
2) Hospitality at a hotel. He knows all of the places that only the locals know, all of the places that pretend to be a place only the locals know but really everyone knows, and the big chains. He refuses to suggest the places only the locals know, because they're staying that way, and he may or may not have given a few people the wrong directions on purpose, but he's still pretty damn good at it.
3) Little League Coach. Minus the swearing, he'd be wonderful at it. He knows when to yell and when to talk, how to get the kids and the parents to listen to him, a time or two he's called CPS because he knows what those marks are from, and he'd complain the whole time and scared most of them at first, but he ends up being their favorite coach they've ever had or ever will have.
4) Doctor, at least in America. Everything's about money and people don't get the help they need and he has to send kids home with parents he shouldn't and he has to see the same drunks and druggies that keep coming in and keep promising to do better and never do. All that unjustice and inability to do anything would drive him crazy, but he'd be good at it, barring the few breakdowns it causes.
5) Retail Worker. One smile or compliment from him and anyone would buy anything he sell's, he'd just have to take frequent breaks to complain about everyone, customers and coworkers alike, and barf from the fakeness of it all.
