Oct 19, 2022
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unplayable scores by John Stump
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I'm sure by now we've all seen this beautiful trainwreck
But did you know, our man John Stump also made this masterpiece of insanity?
From my understanding, this is just a man who enjoys chaos and likes to write parody scores designed to be unplayable
With undeniably hilarious results
it’s on Spotify???
my piano teacher just sent me this saying he wants me to try this out.
i’d take it as a joke if i hadn’t known the man was incapable of such things
So there’s a classical music piece called Orpheus in the Underworld. Sounds impressive, right? Well, it’s this. The can-can music.
And there’s another one called Entrance of the Gladiators. Dramatic and thunderous and calls for a minor key, right? NOPE. It’s the circus music.
How about the Liberty Bell March? Admittedly through no fault of its own, it’s the Monty Python theme music.
And of course there is the Faerie’s Aire and Death Waltz, although that’s not so much ‘mislabeled’ as ‘the musical equivalent of the label on a bottle of Dr. Bronner’s Peppermint Soap’.
.... look, what I’m saying is that we need to balance this out a bit. I want a classical piece on par with the Imperial March or Mars, The Bringer Of War, and I want it to be named something on the order of Mr. Plibbles Can’t Find His Cheeseburger. It’s the only way to set things right.
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Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz - John Stump
I need to know who's the memer at Delia's who let them on to John Stump *Also it's my moral obligation to preempt the popular but false linkage of the pictured Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz score to YouTube videos of the Touhou track U N Owen Was Her?
The more you look, the more you see.