Any comic like myself owes everything he has to Lenny Bruce. He was the originator. The godfather of uncensored American stand-up is clearly Lenny Bruce.

So many times I've done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I've got this new tagline that's killer. And it makes the whole bit better. It happens all the time. But that's just the process of comedy.

We're constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We're finding it where we didn't think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and other extreme conditions like under arctic ice. We're finding life in these incredibly harsh and dynamic conditions, so we're having to re-evaluate our own ideas of what's possible on this planet alone.

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

I've done jiujitsu for a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, and the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.

I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.

I do cage-fight commentary in my spare time.

But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.