#joelking

in 1999, at 20 years old, dude was going delirious in a random rice field in the philippines. then he bumped into mater, who was trying to tip over a kalabaw. the two quickly became friends and became pen pals :]

then, in 2017, he bought a random can of gas at a convenience store and ended up winning the grand prize in a raffle. the grand prize? a date with chick hicks (who joel didnt know cuz dude doesnt care about sports at all). after intentionally annoying the hell out of each other on their date, the two started hanging out as friends. eventually they became QPPs and kept their relationship open