Special Edition Drama (Volume 2 of the Reload Blast Anime BR/DVD) â Playing House
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm33661338
Summary: Â Tenpou teaches the other three how to play house. Tenpouâs âperformanceâ during the last 3 minutes is pure gem. I couldnât stop chuckling even as I translated his lines. Special appearance by Kanzeon Bosatsu and Jiroushin.
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Tenpou: Hmm, which one should I try today? (flips through the pages) Mix yogurt with fermented squid paste to produce the taste of caviar â ah, letâs go with this one.
Kenren: Coming up with a weird combination of foodstuffs again.... Didnât you attempt to produce the taste of sausage by pouring soy sauce on pudding the other day?
Tenpou: That was difficult, wasnât it? No matter how many time I adjusted the proportions of the soy sauce and the pudding, I was not able to distill the soy sauce Iâd poured onto the pudding.
Kenren: Make what you like, as long as you donât upset your stomach. How slovenly it would seem for a Field Marshal to be locked up all day long in the toilet!
Tenpou: No worries! Iâve prepared some stomach medicine.
Kenren: Youâd go that far for your cooking experiments? Why not just buy some caviar like normal people? Youâre a Field Marshal after all. Your salary should be quite all right, shouldnât it?
Tenpou: Unfortunately, Iâm flat broke because I spend my salary on books. Besides, since I went to great pains to procure this peculiar collection of recipes titled âThe Next Adventurer Is Youâ, thereâs a variety of food combinations Iâd like to try.
Kenren: Hah, so thatâs how it is.
Tenpou: Yes, thatâs how it is. All right, here goes. Iâm adding lots of fermented squid paste to the yogurt....
Kenren: Hmm, it does not look very appetizing.
Tenpou: Well, you wonât know whether itâs delicious or not unless you try eating it. (eats up the unholy mix)
Kenren: How is it?
Tenpou: Itâs... not great. Or rather, if I speak further, itâll come outâ
Kenren: I told you so. Here, wash it down with some water.
Tenpou: Thank you. Ah, I probably used too much yogurt. Iâll try again with less yogurt.
Kenren: Are you still at it?! Quit it already. I mean, why donât we just have some drinks as usual?
Tenpou: What are you saying? Our drinking party has already begun.
Kenren: It already has? Where are the drinking snacks?
Tenpou: This here is the snack â the fermented squid paste.
Kenren: Thatâs the paste youâve just mixed with the yogurt!
Tenpou: Donât hold back.
Kenren: Iâm not holding back!
(Someone knocks on the door.)
Tenpou: Yes?
Konzen: Itâs me. Iâm coming in.
Tenpou: Itâs rare for you to visit at this time of the day, Konzen. Whatâs the matter?
Konzen: Iâm here to return a book I borrowed. Are you two having an evening drink?
Tenpou: Yes, we are. Isnât it obvious just by looking?
Kenren: Itâs because he couldnât tell just by looking that he had to ask.... Anyway, youâve come at the right time. Why not have a drink together once in a while, Konzen? Have a seat!
Tenpou: How about some fermented squid paste as well?
Konzen: Is this even edible?
Kenren: Give it a pass. Youâll just upset your stomach otherwise.
Konzen: I know just by looking at it. I donât need you to tell me that. (sits down)
Tenpou (pours Konzen a drink): There you go â a full glass to begin with.
Konzen (gulps his drink): Actually, aside from returning the book, I came here for some advice.
Kenren: About what? Thatâs quite rare coming from you.
Konzen: I didnât think youâd be here too.
Kenren: Two heads are better than one, you know.
Konzen: Itâs about Goku.
Tenpou: What about him?
Konzen: Aside from Nataku, there are no kids his age in Heaven. Thatâs why heâs always playing by himself â how should I put it â
Kenren: Ah, so Daddy is worried that Gokuâs feeling lonely.
Konzen: Whoâre you calling Daddy?
Tenpou: If thatâs the case, why donât you play with him yourself, Konzen?
Konzen: I tried keeping him company once. The next day, my muscles hurt so much that I could not move.
Kenren: Ah. Well, itâs certainly tough for Konzen to keep up with such an energetic, care-free companion.
Tenpou: Still, a kidâs education is outside of our area of expertise. At times like this, weâll have to rely on books. Ah, it should be around hereâ
Kenren: Oi, donât pull out the books with that much force! Theyâll fall down on you again!
Tenpou: Iâll be fine. Iâll just move these out of the wayâ ah!
(Sound of books falling down.)
Tenpou: Just pretend you didnât see that.
Konzen: Is it always like that with him?
Kenren: Yeah. It got so extreme that at one point, as soon as I opened the door, books just slid out like an avalanche.
Tenpou: Let me see... Iâve got it. This is the book I was looking for.
Konzen: Hmm? âClub Memoryâ?
Kenren: What sort of book is that?
Tenpou: Itâs a popular magazine in the mortal realm filled with useful information about child rearing.
Kenren: Why do you have such a thing in your possession?
Tenpou: Chance favors the prepared mind. [Lit.: Those who are prepared avoid grief.] (flips through the pages and reads out the contents) Childrenâs games can be categorized into two types: outdoor games and indoor ones. Goku usually prefers outside activities such as climbing trees or playing tag. So how about letting him play indoor games for a change?
Konzen: Indoor games?
Tenpou: Paper folding, catâs cradle, puzzlesâ ah, what about something like this? Itâs called âplaying house.â
Kenren: âPlaying houseâ? Whatâs that?
Tenpou: Itâs a game that is good for cultivating sensibility in children. It instills vocabulary and teaches them how to use daily items.
Kenren: Eh, it sounds perfect for Goku.
Tenpou: Besides, Goku has hardly played with anyone indoors. I think he will enjoy this.
Kenren: Well, it certainly doesnât sound like a game for which one would need to use physical strength. How about giving it a try for once?
Konzen: But I donât know how to play this game.
Tenpou: Donât worry about that. Since I happen to be off duty tomorrow, Iâll be there to teach you.
Kenren: I donât have anything planned in particular tomorrow either, so Iâll come along.
Konzen: Fine with me.
Kenren: By the way, what else is in that magazine? It looks very bulky....
Tenpou: Hmm. âA Complete Walkthrough for Struggling Mothers,â âHow to Compose a Perfect Email Response,â âMethods for Taking Pictures that Will Net a Large Amount of Likes on Your Blog,â âA Compilation of Games in the Parkâ â and so forth.
Konzen: Youâve lost me entirely.
Tenpou: No matter in which era, child-rearing is a tough job for mothers, isnât it?
Kenren: From whose standpoint are you speaking?
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Goku: Hey Konzen, why canât I go outside to play today?
Konzen: Never mind that. Just shut up and sit down.
Goku: Thatâs boring! I want to play!
Konzen: Youâre noisy! I told you to be quiet and wait, didnât I?
Goku: Eh?!
(The door opens.)
Kenren: Oh, youâre as lively as ever today. Iâm coming in.
Tenpou: Pardon the intrusion.
Goku: Ken nii-chan! Ten-chan!
Konzen: You guys are late!
Kenren: Sorry. It took Tenpou a while to wake up.
Tenpou: My bad for staying up all night yesterday....
Kenren: Didnât we end our drinking party earlier than usual last night? Ah, could it be that you stayed up reading again?
(Tenpou laughs sheepishly.)
Goku: Whatâs the matter, you two?
Kenren: We just thought weâd come play with you, Goku.
Goku: Really! What should we play? Baseball? Hide-and-seek?
Tenpou: Baseball and hide-and-seek are fun too, but shall we try a different game today?
Kenren: Together with Konzen too, okay?
Goku: Eh? Konzen too? Really?
Konzen: Yes.
Goku: Yay! So, what are we gonna play?
Tenpou: Letâs play house.
Goku: âPlay houseâ? Whatâs that?
Konzen: All right! Seems like heâs never played it before.
Kenren: Seems so.
Goku: Hey, whatâs âplay houseâ?
Tenpou: Itâs a pretend play, Goku. The players take on the roles of the father, the mother or the children.
Goku: Hmm... I see.
Kenren: Oh, you already understand how itâs played, Goku?
Goku: Not really, but it sounds interesting.
Kenren (chuckles): So you donât really understand. Well, letâs try it for once, shall we?
Tenpou: Indeed. First, letâs decide on our roles. Itâs based on my arbitrary judgment and bias, but Goku shouldâ
Goku: I want to be the Meat Bun Man!
Tenpou: âplay the role of the mother.
Goku: Iâm the mother?
Tenpou: As for the role of the father, Iâll let Konzen do the honors.
Konzen: Hah? Why me?
Tenpou: Donât you want to make Goku happy?
(Konzen mumbles unintelligibly.)
Kenren: What about me?
Tenpou: Youâll play the son.
Goku: Ken nii-chan is my son? Then, that means Iâm more important than him? Yay!
Kenren (in a low voice): Seriously?
Tenpou: Iâll be the narrator and monitor the progress, okay?
Kenren: Monitor the progress? Arenât we just going to play as we like based on our assigned roles?
Tenpou: The three of you are beginners at playing house. If you play as you like, youâre unlikely to reach the proper conclusion. ** For this reason, Iâve prepared this.
Konzen: Whatâs that?
Tenpou: Itâs the script. It contains the character descriptions and the storyline Iâve created for todayâs game.
Kenren: Thatâs the reason you stayed up all night....
Tenpou: This time, letâs play by following along this script!
Goku: All right!
Tenpou: Ah, as for you, you donât have to follow along the script, Goku.
Goku: Eh? Is that okay?
Tenpou: Yes. Since the purpose of playing house is for children to learn various things via practice, please play as you like.
Goku: I donât really get it, but okay!
Kenren: I guess itâs more fun that way.
Konzen: Indeed.
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Tenpou: Once, there was a pretty ordinary family of consisting of a father, a mother and a son. The sonâs name was Kenren. However, their happiness did not last long. The father and the mother got divorced. The father got the custody of Kenren. Afterward, the father remarried. The new wife was more than twenty years younger than him. Kenren and his stepmother were not related by bloodâ
Kenren and Konzen: Hold on for a second!
Tenpou: Yes?
Konzen: Which part of such a scenario is conducive for cultivating sensibility?
Kenren: Doesnât it sound like some trendy daytime soap? Wouldnât it be better to just stick to a simpler scenario?
Tenpou: What are you two saying? The fun of playing house depends on how well-crafted the scenario is. By the way, the father works at a brokerage firm. This year is his twentieth year of continuous employment there. A straight-laced veteran.
Kenren: âStraight-lacedâ does describe Konzen in real life.
Konzen: Oi!
Goku: Hey, whatâs the matter? Hurry up and continue!
Tenpou: All right, all right. You two, Goku is getting bored, so Iâll carry on.
(Kenren and Konzen gasp in frustration.)
Tenpou (clears his throat): The stepmother is young but hardworking. She performs the housework all by herself. At the moment, she is doing the laundry.
Goku: Er, laundry? All I have to do is soak the clothes in water and hang them out to dry, right? Eh... there are no clothes here, so would it be fine if I soak these documents instead?
Konzen: How could that be fine, stupid monkey! (hits Goku)
Goku: That hurts! This is DVD!
Tenpou: Close, but not quite right. The correct term is DV â domestic violence, Goku.
Kenren: Where did he pick up such a word?
Goku: Ten-chan taught me a lot of words the other day.
Konzen: You teach him nothing but nonsense.
Tenpou: Uh, according to the script, while Goku is doing the laundry, the son comes home. This is supposed to result in an uneasy tension between the son and the stepmother who are not related by blood.
Kenren: Uneasy tension? What do you intend to make us do here?
Tenpou: I want to show the typical behavior of a child in his rebellious phase. Whatever Goku says to Kenren falls on deaf ears.
Kenren: Why such an unpleasant atmosphere? Why not just have the son and the stepmother get along with each other?
Tenpou: If the stepson and the second wife were to get along, the flow of the story I came up with would end up ruined. (sighs) It canât be helped. Well then, letâs skip the afternoon scene and go straight to the basic element of playing house: the scene in which the family sit down together for dinner.
Konzen: You shouldâve done that from the start!
Tenpou: It appears to be a usual family dinner until the father, Konzen, announces his decision to quit his job.
Kenren and Konzen: Oi!
Goku: Eh? Konzen is quitting his job?
Konzen: Donât narrate the story as if Iâm actually quitting my job! Tenpou!
Tenpou: Since this is our first time playing house, I think it would be better if an incident is to occur.
Kenren: Is playing house really like this?
Goku: So, if Konzen quits, what is going to happen?
Tenpou: There, Konzen. At any rate, please continue playing. Your lines are written in the script.
Konzen: Really! (flips through the pages) âToday, I submitted my letter of resignation at my workplace.â
Kenren: âHah?â
Goku: Letter of resignation?
Konzen: âI have something else I wish to do. That is why I quit my job. No matter what your objection is at this point in time, my decision will remain unchanged.â
Kenren: âWell, Iâve yet to voice out any complaint, but what is this thing that you wish to do?â
Konzen: âRaââ
Goku: Raâ?
Konzen: âRamen restaurant. Iâll open a ramen restaurant.â
(The door opens.)
Kanzeon: Thatâs the first time I hear of you wanting to open a ramen restaurant.
Konzen: Eeek!
Goku: Ah!
Tenpou: Kanzeon Bosatsu!
Kenren: Another unbelievable turn of the situation....
Kanzeon: What are you four doing gathering around here in silence?
Tenpou: Weâre playing house for the sake of cultivating Gokuâs sensibility. Konzen is the father, Goku is the mother, Kenren is the son and Iâm the narrator. By the way, in the scenario weâre playing, the mother and the son is not related by blood. Â
Kenren: Weâre not making much progress, though, thanks to the script being full of absurdities.
Kanzeon: Sounds interesting. Iâll join.
Konzen: Hah? What are you saying, shitty hag?
Goku: Youâll play with us? Yay!
Kenren: But... is there any role left?
Tenpou: We could have hir play the former wife.
Kanzeon: Hmm, Konzenâs ex? All right, Iâll take it.
Konzen: I have a bad feeling about this.
Tenpou: Well then, letâs pick up where we left off.
Kenren (clears his throat): âWhat were you thinking, quitting your job all of a sudden?â
Goku: If we run a ramen restaurant, I can eat as much ramen as I want! I agree with Konzenâs decision!
Kenren: âI object! Weâre talking about a guy who doesnât even cook. No way he would be able to successfully run a ramen restaurant!â
Goku: Oh, itâs true that the ramen Konzen makes is not very delicious....
Konzen: âWe can just serve cup instant ramen.â
Goku: Aha, thatâs right!
Kenren: âWhat sort of ramen restaurant would that be?â
Kanzeon: âYou guys havenât changed at all.â
Kenren: âMoâ mother!â (to himself) I had a hard time with this line.... **
Konzen: âYou, how dare you show up here!â
Goku: âWelcome!â
Kanzeon: âOnce again, youâve picked a type that is totally different from me.â
Konzen: âAfter all this time, what is your reason for coming here?â
Kanzeon: âIâve come here to take Kenren with me.â
Kenren: âHah?â
Goku: âNever! Ken nii-chan is a precious member of this family. Donât just take him away as you please!â
Kanzeon: âItâs better for a child to be with his biological mother. Isnât it, Kenren?â
Kenren: âActually, Iâm fine with the way things are now.â
Goku: âNo, no! Ken nii-chan is my child!â
Konzen (sighs and mutters to himself): Whatâs this farce?
Tenpou: âWait a minute!â
Kenren: Hah? Tâtenpou?
Kanzeon: Who the hell are you?
Tenpou: âHow heartless of you, section manager Konzen! You told me I was the only one, but youâre actually married. And not for the first time either!â
Goku: Eh? Eh? Whatâs going on here? Is Ten-chan also Konzenâs wife?
Kenren: The ex-wife, the current wife and the mistress.... Youâve really come up with a hackneyed scenario straight out of a daytime soap.
Konzen: Er, Tenpou, donât you think weâve had enoughâ
Tenpou: âYou deceived me! Youâre the worst! I mean, whatâs so great about this middle-aged woman here? What a bad taste she has in fashion, too!â
(The door opens.)
Jiroushin: Pardon my intrusion. Is Kanzeon Bosatsu hereâ
Kanzeon: âWhat are you going to say next? Donât think of bragging of your conquest, husband-stealer!â
Tenpou: âYouâre the one to talk! Donât you feel embarrassed wearing such a revealing dress at your age?â
Kanzeon: âHeh. Arenât you just jealous of my figure?â
Tenpou: âWhat did you just say? Iâm not jealous! My complexion is smoother than yours!â
Kenren: What impressive ad-libs.... (to Konzen) Hey, what are you gonna do, âhusbandâ?
Konzen: Who are you calling âhusbandâ? How would I know?
Jiroushin: Erâ
Kanzeon: Ah, Jiroushin. Whatâs the matter?
Jiroushin: What are you doing?
Kanzeon: Playing house.
Jiroushin: Playing house? What is that? Well, never mind. Kanzeon Bosatsu, you need to return to your office.
Kanzeon: Come on, why not let me stay here for just a bit moreâ
Jiroushin: I canât do that! Documents that have passed the deadlines are piling up. If you neglect them any further, weâll receive complaints from the various departmentsâ
Kanzeon: Tch. It canât be helped, then. Well, Iâve had my fun killing time, so Iâll go back now. See you guys later.
Goku: Bye-bye!
(The door creaks as Kanzeon and Jiroushin leave.)
Kenren: Uhâ
(Konzen sighs.)
Tenpou: That was exciting, wasnât it?
Kenren: Well, it was exciting indeed, but it wasnât educational at all, was it?
Konzen: Not at all.
Kenren: Sorry that things turned out like this, Goku. Letâs go play baseball outside, shall we?
Goku: I donât really understand what has happened, but itâs been a long time since I last got to play with Konzen. Also, I got to play with the two of you too, so it was a lot of fun for me!
Tenpou: Goku....
Kenren: Thatâs what he said, âDaddyâ.
Konzen: Tch.
Goku: Moreover, playing house was fun too.
Tenpou: Was it? Then, letâs redo the scenario for next time. Â Weâll go with âThe Field Marshall Saw It All: The Hidden Secret Behind the Generalâs Grand Lifeââ
Kenren and Konzen: Forget it!
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(Round brackets): actions and sound effects. Â [Square brackets]: translatorâs notes. Double asterisks **: Stuff I am not sure with. Suggestions for improvements and corrections are more than welcome.












