keralis is definitely the first person i thought of. he is gentle and squishy and would give kisses everywhere he can reach as you fall asleep. he would be very sweet and praise you quietly, or even sing softly. also i wanna play with his hair

etho seems like an unconventional choice but hear me out. first of all, etho is etho. he's also definitely cold to the touch which is great bc i'm always hot. he's very calm and his voice is soothing, and he probably smells good

bdubs is the sleep man himself. i would totally fall asleep listening to him talk about block palettes. he's able to keep talking forever without any input, which is good bc i need something to focus on other than my own thoughts when i sleep. he would also find a way to stay cuddled despite how much i move around in my sleep, consciously or not

impulse is big and soft and i could use his chest as a pillow. also very empathetic and just wants to help, so he would be very receptive to your preferences

joe hills tells great bedtime stories. this is not a headcanon, this is confirmed. he is also kind enough to listen to me but will speak up for his own preferences (this is important bc i will feel guilty if i take up too much physical/emotional space)

doc should be immediately disqualified due to pointy bits but for some reason rn my brain is telling me that's an interesting sensory experience

xb is soft and calm and quiet, and not as intimidating as etho. unfortunately i'm extremely introverted and he is too, so we might hit some awkwardness

stressmonster is definitely cuddly, she's very nice and also probably smells good. she would also be very kind but for some highly irrational reason i'm scared of her

i'm sorry for forcing this research paper upon you. feel free to ignore it lol

Oh I love this <33 I want to cuddle with all these beauties :3

and the hermits who have beards and oh my god *iskall*

As a big fan of hairy men,,,,,,,,,I have so many thoughtss

lfghlfhglsdhg;shgkfhfl I fucking love hairy chests, arms, legs, ummm 👀👀👀 and y'know

Hairiest folks, thick curly bears:

Iskall, xB, Joe (more of a hairy chest, less on the arms), Ren, Mumbo

Lots of hair, but not necessarily thick:

Keralis, Scar, Cub, Etho, Impulse, Bdubs,

Some hair, not that much:

-lucifer anon

Have someJleo, also working on a piece with Pearl and Gem 💕

1. Scar is top tier magic skill (wizard+vex+elf). Has some of the most experience and the vex deal isn't as strong post s6 as it was in it but it's hard to shake. Also super willing to use it during sex. His wizard crystals are a nice starter, some soft enchantments that just generally make things more interesting (warmth/cooling, vibration that goes through you like electricity, maybe a little actual shocks if he's feeling fancy). The Vex magic is where stuff gets intense. In s6 he could do full sensory manipulation (dulling, fully depriving, and heightening), mind control (though he was careful to keep an out in place for his partner. If they ever so wish at any point, any- and every- thing stops. Consent is key), body manipulation (loved giving fun new body parts), and all sorts. After leaving that season it's dulled down to just a little sensory manipulation (less overpowering, can't completely deprive a sense and can only heighten things so much. Still A Lot, but not like in s6) elf stuff just makes the magic easier to control.

Next: Gem (wizard + elf) her magic is a little different, where Scar makes crystals and enchants them, Gem takes advantage of the magic inside of the crystals she harvests. It feels very electric, like it hits nerves directly and leaves her partner twitching with aftershocks for several minutes.

Cub (vex): he usually preferred the restraint and telekinetic parts of his Vex magic and in s6 he could do full suspension play even through a lot of resistance. Post season he can still restrain enough to be equivalent of some cuffs but it's weaker than Scar's because he didn't keep up with magic practices.

Grian, Xisuma, and Joe have various forms of Watcher/Admin magic but it's more risky to use during sex so they tend to avoid it.

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Knowing me, even if it was risky I'd still beg Gri/Xisu/Joe to use it on me oop...👀👀👀

Admin magic is more physically dangerous (and people think Xisuma way outclasses Joe in power/skill but that's only because X is a voidwalker and Joe looks human. Note that I said looks because Joe "the end gateway portal looks like a mirror to me" Hills is not human. What is he you ask? The only answer he gives is "Joe Hills". They're pretty matched in power, but X does a bit more admin work on a daily basis so he has a bit more practice) because it's player data manipulation and if you hit the data the wrong way it becomes unreadable(and can easily become corrupted if the unreadable data isn't fixed in time and when that happens it's horrific). When used carefully it can be some incredibly unique experiences and sensations though.(I realized belatedly that some stuff I was going to give to admin magic went to Scar's vex powers(like body manipulation) but he's my special guy so maybe he's just got some extra power)

Watcher magic is instead more mentally risky, it relies on influencing your perception and feelings. Gone wrong it can blur consent lines and send someone into a mental breakdown. Gone right it's a beautiful blend of nice feelings and fun hormone cocktails that leave you feeling light and energized for days

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Ooooo I'm so fascinated by these hcs <3 Also Joe is such a creature lmao

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Stop I a subby bitch leaning switch, you can't write this to me aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa /lh /j

Joe calling me a "good boy???" I'm fucking dead x_x

Honestly, grian, joe and xisuma pair so well with the song and i cant get over it. i may write a thing for cleo and joe tho, since ive been reading So Many fem-dom cleo, sub joe fics its a problem

~Lucifer anon, making a comeback with Thoughts

I love this song so much <3

It works with so many pairs, and different AUs, like in LL a green life in love with a red life? Hmmm yes :3

But yes, Cleo would fuck Joe's shit up and he'd thank them.