#skll

So have this semi headcanon: (this is a semi headcanon because canonicllly the Sahara funds did all go to ariana. She did a concert for them, but I like to think it was a different kind of show. Also, Grian and griande are the same person)

The reason Sahara had no money at the end of the season is because Mumbo spent it all on lap dances from Ariana Griande. Her rate was Mumbos entire wallet for 2 dances. And it was so good, he dug into the company wallet for a private encore. In his bedroom.

When iskall learned what mumbo had done, he blew his lid, furious. Mumbo, frantic and embarrassed, all but demanded Iskall get a dance to understand. They argued back and forth until iskall finally agreed, as long as mumbo paid for it.

Mumbo paid for one dance for Iskall with an IOU, since his wallet only had metaphorical moths in it. Mumbo waited outside while Ariana did her thing. When it was over, Iskall came out of the room totally rumpled, gobsmacked look on his face, his pant button undone just enough for his boner to show, lipstick on his neck.

“Get it now?” Mumbo asked, relieved and smug. Iskall did his best fish imitation. (Mumbo can’t help but look smug even when Iskall pushes him to his knees to suck him off)

After that, Ariana was banned from Sahara for both Iskall and Mumbo’s sanity and financial security.

Within a month, Ariana is banned from every other major shopping center on the server for the same reasons.

After that, Mumbo’s heart skips a beat whenever he sees pink sequins in the back of grians wardrobe.

- ty for ur time🍾💚

Omfg eating this up!!! Aaaaaaaa thank you for the food nonnie ❤️❤️❤️