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i'm too lazy to get screenshots. picture this post: picture of shane in ilyas lap hugging embracing from ep 5. picture of hannibal embracing will right before they go over the cliff in the finale. the images are the same somehow. just take my word for it
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Not VT but I want to share with you all some utterly incomprehensible memes that I made, mostly with/for friends
This one is by my friend @spoiledsprings but I couldn’t NOT include it:
"I got 99 problems and Zeus is all of them." Ancient Greece, probably
fuck ur zodiac sign what’s ur favourite song from Les Misérables
The reason I don’t post many selfies if at all is because I’m actually one of them reptilian aliens coming to take over the planet and right now my shapeshifting abilities have been a little off and I sort of look like a troll at the moment.
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oops i did it again
The Signs as Dumb Shit My Friends Have Said
Aries: ‘I meant to say “I’ll fuck you up” or “fuck off” but it just came out “I WILL FUCK YOU” ‘
Taurus: ‘I fucked up my back yeeting myself into a wall.’
Gemini: ‘This isn’t an orgy with the Amputee Committee of New England.’
Cancer: ‘You’re born with some nipples and you die with some nipples.’ [But they’re not necessarily the same nipples.] ‘No, of course not.’
Leo: ‘I heard you do the marijuanas but you can’t even dab.’
Virgo: ‘I read your horoscope. It says it’s reverse cremation time.’
Libra: ‘I wanted to text Draco Malfoy and my phone autocorrected it to Crack Daddy and I’m not okay.’
Scorpio: ‘Aren’t you like, God or something?’
Sagittarius: ‘Wait, she does Oxy? Like... oxygen?’
Capricorn: ‘When my parents were mercenaries in Brazil...’ [You mean missionaries?] ‘Why, what did I say?’
Aquarius: ‘Is there an alternative to Steely Dan? Other Dans? Paper Dan? Woody Dan?’ [Claire go the fuck to sleep.] ‘Woody Dan wouldn’t stand for this.’
Pisces: ‘If you keep annoying me I’m going to tell you how long your penis is.’
the boy has impulse control the size of a peanut
