#jeniper

I just did Piddison, but ahhhhhhh Jeniper!!! I haven’t thought about that in forever!!!!!

[domestic ship meme]

Who’s more dominant:  Hmmm, I’d say it’s fifty/fifty

Who’s the cuddler: Neither are real big cuddlers

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Piper is big spoon, Jenni is little spoon

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Shopping and Movies

Who uses all the hot water: Jenni, but it’s okay…they share ;)

Most trivial thing they fight over: Jenni will make a big fuss over Piper’s ‘pose’ whenever she takes selfies with her, leading to them spending, like, ten minutes trying to get the perfect one.

Who does most of the cleaning: Jenni doesn’t know the meaning of ‘cleaning’. Not that she’s messy.

What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: Piper is UNDISPUTED queen of the netflix queue.

Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:  Jenni and then Piper will have to call up and apologize from Jenni getting angry with him

Who leaves their stuff around: Piper will leave her books or hoodies around, but Jenni doesn’t really care.

Who remembers to buy the milk: Piper, Jenni can’t be trusted to go shopping. She’ll go out and buy everything, BUT what was on the list.

Who remembers anniversaries:  Piper

Who cooks normally: Piper.

How often do they fight: The normal amount, I’d say.

What do they do when they’re away from each other: Jenni looks through her photos of Piper or she’ll send her selfies. 

Nicknames for each other: Jenni calls Piper ‘pinkie’ and Piper calls Jenni “JenJen”

Who is more likely to pay for dinner: Piper

Who steals the covers at night: Jenni

What would they get each other for gifts: Piper would get Jenni jewelry, specifically a necklace and Jenni would buy herself an outfit she knows Piper would like

Who kissed who first: Piper kisses Jenni first

Who made the first move: The quest ‘No Service’ after Jenni admits her whole reason for being obsessed with social media. She starts developing feelings for Piper, but its not until they’re walking through the fog part and Piper holds out her hand for Jenni. They share a look and know the other is attracted to them. When its time to pack up and go home, Piper finds Jenni - alone - and kisses her…and again…and again…and again. They start dating in secret after that.

Who remembers things: Piper

Who started the relationship: Piper, for the above reason

Who cusses more: Both

What would they do if the other one was hurt: I’m not sure, honeslty

Who is the dirty talker: Both

[2/2] and she snaps a picture of both of them. and then when jenni opens her photos app thingy to show their selfie to piper, piper notices something… “you kept all my selfies?” she asks. and jenni’s only reply is to avert her gaze and say, “hashtag… duh” with a small smile.

Okay, ummm, I’m stealing this XD. But seriously, this is really cute and such a perfect concept for a startup for ‘Jeniper’. Stealing Jenni’s phone to take selfies of herself is a very ‘Piper’ thing she’d do. Especially if some of the selfies were slightly suggestive, like a flirty wink or smile, nothing outright dirty though. As flirty as Piper is, she’s not one to make a girl uncomfortable. I’m like freaking out imagining how much Jenni would be blushing upon finding YET ANOTHER PIPER SELFIE on her phone. Like “GDI, not again”, but at the same time “score, another one”.

Jeng Jeniper: Segar Menggairahkan Namun Kontroversial

Idih, lebay amat judulnya. Uhuk…. Biarin ah…

E penonton… #GayaLenong Udah kenal belum dengan Jeng Jeniper? Jeniper yang satu ini, bukan Jeniper Lupis lo, ya!

Jeniper itu sebenarnya nama pendek. Nama lengkapnya, Jeruk Nipis Peras. Nah… udah tahu sekarang. Hampir semua penganut food combiningmenjadikannya sebagai minuman untuk memulai hari. Coba inspeksi isi lemari es kaum food combiner, sebagian…