Comprehensive list of proof that Jean likes idiots
Once spend 15 minutes trying to figure out why he couldn’t understand the book in front of him. Not only was it in latin, it was also turned upside down
Spend 10 minutes rambling about a french historian, didnt realise he not only pronounced the name wrong but it was a completely different dude and then got super flustered
Tried to drink water from a water bottle but was holding it the wrong way so it all went spilling on the floor
Thinks alpacas and llamas are the same animal, despite many attempts by Jean to prove they are in fact not the same animal
Tried to steal something out of a claw machine and got his arm stuck inside. Tried it again at a different machine, two weeks later (miraculously didnt get his arm stuck, but they were kicked out of the place)
Believes the sun has bones (“well can you proof it doesn’t!” “YES!” “Thats what they want you to think”)
took cosmetology by accident because? He thought? It was a comic related course for some fucking reason
Thinks that taking a shortcut through the park is the smartest thing he’s ever come up with. Found the short cut because he took the wrong turn and got lost in said park a week prior
Forgot to check the time for his test, showed up an hour late and couldnt retake it until months later (almost showed up late to that as well)
Starts fights on national TV with a literal mobster
once poured coffee and energy drinks into a mug and said “oh this is gonna be so good” and then nearly choked as he tried to spit it out because holy fuck thats gross.
Forgot to tie his shoes and tripped while going for a run (twice)
Started a kitchen fire. Four times
