Got tagged by @wethatkindoforc and I coulda sworn maybe @datwolfmonraz at some point or somebody else?? Idk the point is dee be unorganised in the tagging system so now might as well get to it! So eight thingies about Jaz!
The human AU versions of Jaz (i.e. Ravenâs Edge, Wildstar, etc) would all probably have more body fat than Jaz, although all have the similar muscular physique of someone who can lift her weight and then some. Reason being is for one main factor: Junk foods. I refuse to believe that in a world where pizzas and tacos and burgers exist, Jaz wouldnât munch the fuck out of that shit, especially pizzas because, and I quote: âI donât think I can ever have bad pizza! I think on my pizza scale, it goes from good pizza to fuckinâ...melt-my-tits awesome pizza! Point being: no such thing as bad pizza. Pizza is the bomb-diggity-dom.â
Super random and weird fact but some of Jazâs weirdest vocabulary in any AU is her nicknames for fucking and she has a lot of them. Other names for it include âSmooshinâ bootiesâ, âDippinâ the wickâ, âMonster Mashinââ, âJumping the turnstileâ and âDoinkinââ.
In every AU, Jazali has five siblings: three older brothers, a twin and a younger sister. Being a middle child and a bullied kid, it did give her a lot of hassle in her childhood. Outside of her siblings her family tree is quite big, sheâd probably have loads of aunts and uncles and even more cousins. Itâs why she doesnât feel comfortable bringing people into her family home because usually whichever friend she brings over either her mum shamelessly flirts with or her nosy curious brothers will just stare at and ask loads of questions, not believing that their dorky young midget sister actually has friends.
Jazâs Wildstar name is just shortened to Jazz with two Zs, but her full family name is Jasmine Abernale. The only other person who knows about it outside of her family is Olka, her Granok best friend and to everybody else, sheâs just that random exile human named Jazz. If anybody asked about the single name, sheâd just tell you that she was named after the music due to her âsmooth and cool dispositionâ, but itâs because of two main reasons: first is that she doesnât really like it and second is sheâs afraid of people recognizing her surname and realizing that she is the daughter of the scientist Zayna Abernale.
Jazali doesnât have many skills outside of fighting shit and singing with her Uke, but in each AU she has a random hobby she likes to do every now and then. Troll Jaz loves to surf in the summer whenever she is nearby a beach and just loves to swim around having fun. Wildstar Jazz also has a basic understanding of engineering when it comes to repairing her own hoverboard and ships, but itâs mainly knowledge she learnt by being self-taught and reading from a book or two. Ravenâs Edge/Modern AU Jaz...is probably just super good at Mario Kart.
And speaking of the different AUs there is also the issue of explaining how she broke her nose in each of them, excluding the Ravenâs Edge AU. In WoW, the basic story is that Jaz accidentally spilled an orcâs drink at a bar once during her teenage years and the orc mistook her cheery demeanor for mockery and decided she needed a punch to the face to teach her a lesson. Needless to say, she learnt to not mess with an orcâs beer. In Guild Wars, salad Jaz basically had her nose bent by tripping over and slamming her face right onto a tree trunk; reason being is that salad Jaz is less aggressive and more keen to avoid conflict than all the other Jazâs. Wildstar Jazz got hers while she was held captive as a slave under the Darkspur Cartel, where sometimes she would be put into rings to fight other slaves.
Jaz has a victory dance. Hereâs a reference.
Although she can come off as oblivious or naĂŻve, itâs not like she doesnât notice how people can perceive her to be strange for her childish attitude, her refusal to use the English language as in its intended structure, not wanting to drink a drop of alcohol but sheâll gladly eat five bowls of jerky, the list can go on for ages. And probably Jazz would be the most self-conscious about it out of all the AUs, but overall, she doesnât really see anyway to fix it because she genuinely likes how she is just fine! Sheâs just tired of hearing all her life what she should and shouldnât be and just hopes to train hard enough that one day sheâll just kick any haterâs ass and then nobody can be allowed to judge her!