Hm, how do we feel about Uneasy Hearts Weigh The Most as a joint monologue between Jason and Roy over Dick?
(Pronouns notwithstanding, of course. Unless you want Dick to be a beautiful woman for the duration of this song.)
To feel her touch / It's almost impossible to hold still / Maybe we can go back to the way it was / Well, at least let me love you the same
I've got lies to tell your children / When my smile pierces through your bones / Right through your bones / The grass is green inside my yard / I can make you laugh so fucking hard it hurts you / Inside your bones
When she talks, I listen, she's in the shower and her skin glistens / Like oh my god, I like it / Like oh oh god, I like it / I suggest a drive, lets take the back road / Lets get lost lets lose our minds / Hey, little girl, I think we found it tonight / I think we glow that fucking bright, oh / And when she laughs I like it / Like "oh ha ha ha ha ha"
I've got lies to tell your children / When my smile pierces through your bones / Right through your bones / The grass is green inside my yard / I can make you laugh so fucking hard it hurts you / Inside your bones
Holy shit she smells like heaven / Been best friends since we were eleven / Oh my god, I like her
(Yeah, I heard you like her)
Baby, I thought that we had something / Compared to him, I'm next to nothing / And oh my god, I like her
(Yeah, I heard you like her)