kingchips replied to your post: more prompt. i Need
I can’t send asks in the tumblr app but Jason/Steph pretending to be married? Or is it only threesomes chip is confused
oh well it was only f/f ships unless it was a threesome including at least one lady but i can totally do this alrightyÂ
so the obvious way to go w/this is them being undercover but i just had a thought where like, jason and steph were friends as kids. and they used to play house.Â
granted, it was a very jason-and-steph sort of house, bc it was in SPACE--jason was having his alien phase, he wanted steph to play ripley so he could be married to ripley--and they spent the whole time shooting aliens but calling each other 'dear' and 'sweetheart'. steph was pretty bossy about it and jason was cool with that as long as he got to be married to ripley and kill aliens, although sometimes he put up a token protest ('there can't be horses in space!!' 'if there aren't horses then i'm not playing.' 'fine but they gotta be ALIEN horses' 'yeah, with three eyes!')Â
and it's very cute. jason's character dies a dramatic death because he's jason and he really likes acting out dramatic deaths, and steph plays along and like wails and SWEARS VENGEANCE and like in his 'dying breath' jason makes her promise to kill all the aliens and steph is like i swear it i won't let you down and it's all very dramatic and fun and adorable. but then steph kisses jason on the forehead (in character!!) and jason still has to play dead but he's ALL AFLUTTER BC OMGÂ
and then he has to play the aliens that ripley is killing because it's no fun just being  dead