#my fluff problem

and then dick introduces her to the game of sardines and THAT becomes her favorite bc sure she likes winning but when you always win it sometimes gets a little boring, now she has to figure out a way to find a good hiding spot that can fit other people so the game isn't over too quickly, and everyone else likes playing that game too bc if cass isn't the one who has to hide first then it's like, not everyone spending 3 hours trying to find cass before just giving up and yelling game over

she also likes to hide behind things and scare people sometimes but no one can get mad bc she's flipping adorable. and she never does it when someone (alfred.)'s carrying smth. unlike jason. 

so okay it's like... ollie and bruce have like business meetings or some shit or they idk they have to meet up for society shit i don't know anyway ollie brings roy (and connor and mia, who play with tim and cass) and roy and dick play 

what probably happens is like roy is wary of dick at first and dick is like friendly as FUCK bc he's dick and wears down roy's walls n stuff, like, and then dick shows off with some random gymnastics shit and like roy is grudgingly impressed but pretending not to be and then roy's like "i can shoot stuff" and he proves it and dick's like WOW THAT'S AMAZING YOU HAVE TO SHOW ME HOW TO DO THAT!!!! and roy grins all pleased with himself and suddenly likes dick a whole lot because like no one's ever been impressed with his archery stuff before, especially not someone who's as neat and cool and good at things as dick. 

so dick teaches roy how to do cartwheels and stuff and roy teaches dick about bows and arrows and shit and dick is all impressed with roy bc roy seems like old and world-wise and like he knows EVERYTHING (he's even had a GIRLFRIEND before wow!!) and roy is obviously like half jealous of dick being so awesome and good at everything and half like hero-worshippy because that's who he is. 

also dick is very huggy and roy gets like so embarrassed and flustered because dick will just hug him or laugh and kiss his cheek or grab his hand and then roy is all like butterflies and his ears go red and dick doesn't even notice he's just like COME ON ROY I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU I LEARNED A NEW TRICK YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!!!! 

hahahaha awww that probably winds up being jason and steph playing house and cajoling damian into playing the baby 

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oh my glob sisky no i can’t do this no…….. but yes oh my god. tim is even more fun during + after his birthday bc BOUNCY CASTLE n NEW TOYS

hahahaha YES definitely 

jason and steph are probs the only kids who come to his party (his parents aren't there, but they sent him a bunch of new shit that they thought a kid might like) but that kinda makes it better because jason and steph don't like most kids anyway (THEY are the only ones who get to pick on tim) 

and tim's totally ok with jason and steph playing w/his new toys because tim sucks at playing with them by himself like, mostly he just ignores the toys and goes exploring in the woods on his property with a camera. but it's fun playing with action figures or w/e when jason and steph are playing too. 

that's probably like the one thing he has a leg up on jason and steph with btw--they both suck at climbing trees and tim has to teach them, they both are super jealous at how good he is at it and how tim always manages to like find worms and shit and how he's like not even phased whereas jason's like EWWWW GROSSSS and steph is like FASCINATED in that disgusted sort of way and tim like totally doesn't get it

after that jason and steph wanna play like they're birds or wolves or something and tim doesn't really get that but it's like the first time that tim actually gets to be part of jason&steph as an equal instead of like the villain or the kid or whatever so he feels all warm and proud and included and stuff

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also bbs getting tim to jump off the trampoline but he trips and hits concrete and skins his knee and tears but after his mom cleans and patches him up jay and steph tell him how COOL that was and WOW TIM YOU’RE LIKE A STUNTMAN n timmy grins so wide

i bet tim has a swingset too and jason and steph do like, backflips off of the swings but tim is scared to do it so they have to coax him into it and tim never seems to catch onto how he always gets hurt when jason and steph are like COME ON TIM YOU CAN DO IT!! 

but omg timmy smiling with his gap teeth and shit???? AWWWW 

but yeah i think that like even though jason and steph are a little bit like taking advantage of tim because they're kids and kids can be kinda fucked up like that, the friendship is really good for tim, and eventually he figures out how to stand up to them without fucking shit up with them, although he doesn't do it that often bc it makes him so happy that they're friends with him and actually WANT to hang out with him

also like SLEEPOVERS they make a blanket fort and tim carefully makes popcorn and they watch a scary movie and tim gets really afraid but jason adn steph are like 'we'll protect you' and then tim's okay with it 

haha okay!!!! 

well i def think that damian like, he starts to hero worship jason and follow him around and be kind of rude to him and make excuses to do things w/him and jason just kinda lets him--like, this is a thing that happens at their normal ages imo, but it's way cuter when they're lil

bc jason doesn't really catch on to what's happening he just kind of is like--a lil annoyed at first bc tagalong but then he kind of gets used to it and likes that he can make damian do his bidding and stuff and enjoys basking in damian's attention, kind of like a lot of older sibs with their younger siblings you know?

and damian's still kinda rood and snooty because hes damian and that's what he does but also he's obviously enamored with jason and starry eyed and he stares at him sometimes bc wow gosh wow. and jason is totally oblivious and uses damian to play tricks on dick and damian becomes his sidekick

and jason also is like, he tells damian all manner of tall tales, like he tells him that if he gets bitten by a cat he'll turn into a cat (damian spends the next few days trying to coax the old family queen into biting him, but fails), and that steph is a fairy princess and jason himself is a werewolf and that aliens visit him in the night and that's where his bellybutton came from, like, jason trying to see how much he can make damian believe, and sometimes he gets dick to play along if the story isn't *too* mean hahaha