#jasonconnor

Nobody:

Dick: so. how's the murdering going.

Jason: fine. how's being daddy's little suck-up? you get tired of fellating his bat-cock yet?

Dick: Jason, that is completely out of line-

Jason: annnd now you sound like him, too. hey, Roy, did you want to date batman? because you could've just gone for the old man yourself.

Roy: Jason-

Dick: You know he kills people, right? I just think it's weird no one ever brings up the fact that he kills people.

Jason: Okay but consider this

Roy: oh boy

Jason: I've died, so I'm allowed to kill people.

Ollie, slamming his hand on the table: I'VE DIED TOO. YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL.

"Oh, call him a soggy wet turnip sack of do-gooder hypocrisy and bad fashion choices again, that'll really show him."

Kyle mouths along to Tim, and then shoots Jason a confused look. "When did you start swearing like a brady bunch villain?"

"You've never read those books, have you?" Jason shakes his head. "Whatever. I'm not about to swear in front of the kid."

Across from him, Lian cheerfully tries to stick an entire stalk of celery in her mouth. "My fashion choices were good," Dick complains as he tries to stop her from choking yourself. "You guys just aren't on my level."

"I don't know," Roy says. "Some of your choices..."

The table watches as Lian's cheeks bulge out horizontally, like a hamster. She shoots a victorious look at Dick, while Dick just looks at Roy and says one word.

"Purple."

Roy sinks low in his seat.

Tim passes Mia a contraband pack of sour gummies under the table, while everyone else is distracted watching Lian try to chew the ranch-drenched piece of celery without making a mess. "I still think the condom helmet was worse," he says.

"Yeah," Mia nods. "The helmet you wore when you kidnapped me was much better."

Jason groans. "Can you stop bringing that up? I said I was sorry."

Thoughtfully, Roy eyes the breadsticks in front of him. "I bet I can do what she's doing."

Lian makes a muffled, indignant noise that roughly translates to "no way, I'm better than you."

"Don't forget to chew your food, honey," Roy adds. "We don't want you to choke."

Dick snatches the basket of breadsticks away and places them in front of Connor. "Don't even try it."

"Can you let me go now?" Jason pauses to eat a piece of bread that Connor feeds him. "This is fun and all, but it's really hard to eat when I can't use my arms."

Kyle glares, and makes the shackles around his wrist bigger for good measure. "I should just gag you."

Jason whistles loudly. "Got yourself a freak, huh?"

Sara met zoontje Jason als edelfiguranten in de online commercial "Let's KeoBike"

Bron/Credits: https://youtu.be/xHgX-xCjz6I

Not fair…

Even worse, after seeing that vision of Connor in the Star Sapphire (and he still isn’t sure why Miri Raam was trying to match make him and Soranik, the Korugarian Lantern is engaged to Iolande) and finally getting his head out of his ass to now dealing with this. To seeing Connor already happy and with someone else.  

He scuffs the dirt beneath his feet and does his best to fake a smile. No need to let Connor know he hates his boyfriend after all. No need to let the younger Green Arrow know that Kyle’s more than a little heartbroken over his now taken status. Kyle knows he should have said something sooner, should have known other people would be looking at Connor and seeing all the amazing, wonderful things about him.

22. two miserable people meeting at a wedding au. I immediately thought of Roy and Dick getting married, but now I may have to write another based on Dinah and Ollie's wedding.

“I’d offer to buy you a drink, but it’s an open bar.”  The man smiled at Connor and Connor attempted to smile back. He was sure it looked fake though. Connor didn't quite recognize him, and his rumpled shirt and slacks set him apart from all the tuxedo clad guest, but he didn't seem like a party crasher.

“Ah, that’s okay I don’t really drink.”

The other man looked down at the glass in his hand ruefully. “Yeah, it’s a bad habit to get into, but I figured if they were going to invite me I should get drunk and make a good embarrassing speech at some point. I figure it’s what they expect. Why else would they invite me?”

That’s when Connor placed him, the other brother, Jason. Tim never talked about him, no one in the family did as far as he knew. Connor had only ever heard about him from Roy. “I think they invited you because they’re fond of you. At least my brother is.”

Jason snorted and sipped at his drink. “Sure they are. So what’s the Best Man doing sulking at the edges of the Wedding of the Year?”

“Ah, well it seems that when your brother gets married everyone wants to know when you’ll be doing the same. Or they try to set you up with someone. It’s rather awkward.”

“Didn't bring a date. huh?” Jason laughed softly. “See I can get away with that, because I’m playing the black sheep. You, you’re part of the wedding, you’ll never escape all the folks caught up in the romantic mood trying to matchmake the next to-do into happening.”

“Wonderful. I suppose it would be tacky to leave early?”