tell me why i can’t scroll on pinterest in peace anymore ??? like i open the app for ONE second and immediately get assaulted by 47 ai generated photos of the slytherin boys. also someone pls explain to me the context of why half of them randomly have sofia carson and madeline cline in them ???? and why are they sitting on draco’s lap while hermione cries in the back ??? like pause who approved this ?????? i’m confiscating the phone. i’m unplugging the wifi. everyone go outside immediately.

my friend texted me during the dead of night saying hi shifting is real. safe to say the tea will be good ?????

hi how do i nonchalantly say that it’s my birthday today without it sounding like a full blown announcement ?????? like one year closer to botex who wants cake ha.

me using pinterest boards to script is the book equivalent to a mom with a temu addiction

hi hi hello awkwardly waving. i’m still here. quietly lurking. liking everything in sight. do NOT be fooled by my lack of posts. the lack thereof is caused by my laziness slash procrastination to take on what has now become the mount everest of asks in my inbox. and it’s not even that i don’t WANT to answer them because i DO. i love my corner. i love you guys. i just need to mentally prepare. like where is my gear ?? my snacks. my man ?? hi mental appreciation minute for my man. okay done thanks. short story long. my social tumblr posting distance is coming to an end. i wanna babble. like oh okay hi my brain is FULL. because i have storytimes. coming soon !!! love u lots and lots and lots times a gazillion trillion !!

my brain might be fried from balancing student life in three realities