#jarrette

Predictions

Iyanna and Jarrette stay together

Danielle and Nick break up (doubt it but I hope)

Natalie and Shayne stay together

Mallory and Salvador stay together

Deepti and Shake stay together

Shaina gets the mental help she clearly needs. (Again, doubt it but I hope)

Iyanna & Jarrette

Except, it was you saying you would’ve gotten a better ring for her. That was exactly it.

Oh God. He didn’t tell them? He’s definitely throwing you to the wolves.

THEY DIDN’T EVEN KNOW HE WAS BRINGING COMPANY?! Oh Jarrette do better.

But his mom is so nice about it.

Is it bad that I hope they get married solely for his dad?

Jarrette you on yo bullshit man.

Danielle & Nick

It isn’t her place though. Why would she feel like it’s her home when it isn’t. I think what you meant to say was, I hope she doesn’t get mad at you for not already having her shit moved in even though this is the first time she’s been there. That’s some shit she would do.

Annnnd she’s mad.

His mom is like “okaaay? Calm down. We just meeting.” I wonder how she’ll react to Danielle when she on her bullshit.

They are looking at her like nah this ain’t it. 😂

I feel like she’s digger the hole more and more every time she opens her mouth.

His mom is like “you’ve been together a couple weeks. How have you already been through tough shit?”

They are calling him out.

Damn are him and his mama about to get into it? 👀🍿

They are NOT on board.

LMAO She is so weird and he is like “this ain’t the same you”

Natalie & Shayne

Natalie is me. Emotions are gross. Well in front of other people anyway.

Awe the old fashions idea is so sweet. I would probably make a sign to go with it, something light like “grab a drink and toast with [insert his dads name here], his son just got married!” Or something like that.

Damn did nobody tell their people what they were doing?

Did she just put clothes in a kitchen cabinet? 😂💀

Her mom is like “I can’t believe you right now. Is this real? Tell me it ain’t real”

Her dad is like “you not the only one confused. I’m not okay with this”

😂😂 Not her trying to distract them with the ring and her mom saying no!

Her mom wants all the smoke.

Mallory and Salvador

Sal why are you going to him about this? If y’all got issues, her ex don’t need to know.

I don’t like this sneaky approach. If you trying to talk about something, just come out with it. Don’t try to ease it into the conversation. Just say it.

I don’t think she’s into the singing Sal.

It sounds like she’s trying to convince herself that she loves him.

Her sister is cutting straight to the point, bypassing all the pleasantries. She’s a skeptic. Rightfully so honestly.

Deepti & Shake

He’s such a showboat.

I kind of like his place though.

Oh I’m out at the warm bed. I would have to have my own bed cause if I’m hot I can’t sleep.

It feels like he’s going through the motions. Like he isn’t excited at all.

His mom is cutting down his ego and I’m here for it.

HIS MAMA KNOWS DEEPTI’S WORTH AND ISNT AFRAID OF CALLING HER SON OUT FOR NOT GIVING HER WHAT SHE DESERVES I love that.

Results

Iyanna and Jarrette✅

Danielle and Nick❌

Natalie and Shayne✅

Mallory and Salvador✅

Deepti and Shake✅

Shaina ❌ I was pleasantly surprised she wasn’t in this episode. I thought they would drag out the drama.

Miscellaneous

Does the show supply these gold cups? Cause they are everywhere.

Predictions for this episode?

Iyanna and Jarrette stay together

Danielle and Nick break up UPDATE: I didn’t know we’d see their wedding this episode so I’m updating my prediction before I watch it. She will say I Do and he will say I Don’t

Natalie and Shayne stay together

Mallory and Salvador break up

Deepti and Shake stay together. Maybe. I’m unsure.

Iyanna & Jarrette

I mean it’s a good point. You weren’t the only one who had his attention. But also, you gotta stop comparing yourself.

Danielle & Nick

Even on a makeup date y’all are fighting.

Break up already.

He seems very not into it in this pool.

She just wants him to come so she can keep an eye on him cause she’s insecure af.

There she go. “I wanna spy and see what the guys are doing”

Yeah they gonna break up. If they don’t, I will be SUPER surprised.

He’s nervous, his friends and family are saying no without saying no. She’s nervous Nick will say no when she says yes and her family is on board for the marriage. A mess.

That was just rude. They could’ve shown us his answer.

Natalie & Shayne

Shayne? With character growth? Is it weird I’m lowkey proud right now?

....the character growth left. He said sal wouldn’t hit it and he struck out. And now he’s mad? 😂

He really got a fucking attitude about this.

Mallory & Salvador

Okay Sal the singing is getting old. Find a new trick.

I feel like Mallory had bad experiences with guys like Jarrette so she said she wanted different and she went for the complete opposite which is Salvador. But now that she has it, it doesn’t fulfill her. It’s not really what she wanted. It’s what she thought she should want.

Deepti & Shake

Don’t ask for advice if you aren’t going to actually listen to it Shake. Especially when it’s solid advice. He said try to do something that gets you out of your head and you won’t even try.

He has commitment issues.

Wait so y’all didn’t even try to have sex? Like you didn’t see if this was the one thing that could break y’all?

Results

Iyanna and Jarrette ✅

Danielle and Nick🤷🏽‍♀️

Natalie and Shayne✅

Mallory and Salvador❌

Deepti and Shake✅

Miscellaneous

So the guys got Wrigley field and the girls got a boat ride? That don’t seem fair.

Predictions

Iyanna and Jarrette are still together

Danielle and Nick are divorced (I don’t know why they even got married)

Iyanna and Jarrette

Love the braids Iyanna

Well this is awkward. Although I’m glad they’re bringing up the ring.

YES IYANNA JARRETTE OWES YOU NOT MALLORY

LMAO Iyanna backing her man up.

Jarrette is dying at Vanessa’s reactions to Shake.

I knew he wouldn’t be able to let go of his late nights. 😒

Danielle and Nick

At least she went to some type of therapy.

HER FACE WHEN SHAKE SAID I WOULDNE BE ABLE TO GET PAST A WEIGHT DISCREPANCY

Why are they crying over Natalie and Shayne.

Salvador

IT WAS HELLA DISRESPECTFUL

My guy over here said “I’m talking now, be quiet.”

He’s so respectful. I would’ve been petty. Called her ass OUT.

Mallory

Shut up. Your lies disgust me.

You did not love that man! You loved the idea of him.

Do not blame alcohol. Just say it was fucked up and move on.

Deepti

LMAO when he said let’s talk about Shake and Deepti, her eyes were like “fuck do we have to?”

THEM ALL STANDING UP FOR HER IS THE CONTENT I’M HERE FOR

That was a watered down version? I definitely can’t stand him.

I hope she found the love of her life and he’s amazing.

WOOOOOW Even the guys went to her and told her, listen don’t marry him. Insane.

Shake

Shut up. I don’t like Shayne but yeah he has a point. You came right off the back being defensive.

No one was speaking to you.

EVERYONE is over this man.

Why do you keep jumping in? No one is asking your opinion.

You’re not taking it seriously cause Deepti called you out at the wedding and said no.

Why are you talking. SHUT UP It’s not all about you.

Every time he talks, he makes it worse.

Shut up.

Why are you still talking?

Natalie

I’m glad she’s calling out Shaina too.

Oh man. She can’t even talk.

She’s still in love with this man. That’s crazy.

Shayne

Yeah you getting called out. About time.

People don’t lie in the heat of the moment. They say shit that they’ve been holding back.

….she said it was the way they communicated to each other. Meaning she’s saying she communicated horribly too.

Why do you need constant validation like that?

Why he always throw temper tantrums?

Shaina

Ugh. She’s back.

That’s not what you were saying during the show.

She knows she’s the bad guy so now she’s trying to backtrack. Girl please. You knew what you were doing.

WHY DOES SHE KEEP SQUINTING HER EYES

You were trying with Shayne again.

You didn’t care about Kyle though.

Why are we back on them? Let her fade into the background.

Do not blame the religion. You keep saying that but everyone knows

You better not answer this question about Natalie and Shayne.

He’s acting like that cause you’re weird. And he doesn’t wanna talk about you.

Kyle

YES KYLE CALL OUT SHAINA I mean you ignored a lot of shit but still.

“Uh yeah”

Wow. Surprise. I hate when they try to turn the conversation into something else. You weren’t into Deepti. Don’t do that. Just say you don’t forgive Shaina and move on.

Results

Iyanna and Jarrette✅

Danielle and Nick❌

Miscellaneous

VANESSA IS PISSED AT SHAKE AND RIGHTFULLY SO!!

Nick said “you’re not about to do this to my wife. Especially in front of me.”

Predictions

Iyanna and Jarrette stay together (but they’ll def fight a little)

Mallory and Salvador break up

Danielle and Nick stay together

Deepti and Shake break up

Natalie and Shayne stay together

Iyanna & Jarrette

Jarrette you’re treading dangerous waters here.

She needs to see it in action. AKA quit talking to mallory.

Girl what kind of packing was that?

Mallory & Salvador

Oh still together. Okay.

DID THAT HIT HIM

And she just watched it fall, no noise to warn him or nothing.

Danielle & Nick

Oh damn. They got drama apparently.

He was getting drunk thinking shit was cool and she wasn’t having it

I get you can’t control your mind (boy do I understand that) but how is that his fault?

That fight threw me for a loop so I know it threw Nick.

So what do you want her to do? Give up her cat?

They may be heading for splitsville. Surprised me.

Deepti & Shake

Guys. Talk to each other about this. Not other people.

Talking was done, but not about the issue at hand.

Natalie & Shayne

I really didn’t expect them to be this solid of a couple but they are. I wonder if that will translate when they go into the real world.

Never mind that kind of blew up a little. It came from nowhere too.

Shaina & Kyle

THEY’RE BACK?!

I thought they were done for good.

The whole experiment was gonna bad fast. You knew that going in. It’s what you signed up for. If you decided it wasn’t for you, cool but say that shit.

Results

Iyanna and Jarrette ✅

Mallory and Salvador❌ I really thought he was over it. Glad to be wrong though.

Danielle and Nick✅

Deepti and Shake❌ I just knew he wasn’t gonna stick around but again, I was wrong

Natalie and Shayne✅

Shaina and Kyle 🤷🏽‍♀️ I don’t know if they’re together or not. I really wasn’t expecting to see them back on my screen until the reunion.

Because of the structure of the show, this first episode post will be grouped by gender. We’ll go by couple on the next one. Also, I’ll leave predictions of who’s gonna be together/engaged for the first few, then when they go to Mexico, I’ll start predicting if they’ll stay together based on what happened in the episode.

Men

Jarrette seems like he has good energy. Like he’s the life of the party but in a charming way. I feel like he’d be a good husband.

Salvador seems like the shy guy. Like it takes him a while to open up to people but once you get him to do that, he’s loyal AF and becomes your go to.

Shake is gross. Is he a paid actor? Or is he for real?

Shayne lowkey gives off overgrown frat boy vibes. I take that back it’s highkey. And not to be rude but have we seen this man blink?

Nick seems nice. I’m not a fan of his voice but he seems nice.

Women

Iyanna seems like she’s a little on the weird side, but not in a creepy way. In a good way. Like she’s unapologetically herself and is always having a good time.

Mallory seems fun. Like you could just always kick it with her. No drama mama.

Natalie seems hella type A. And a little controlling. Although, I hate to say it but I get the men in jorts thing.

Shayna. I really don’t know how I feel about her. She seems like a good time but can she be serious too? Guess we’ll see.

Trisha has to be a hired actress. There’s no way she’s not.

Danielle I mean this sincerely. I think you may have an eating disorder. It like a perception disorder. I’m not entirely sure what it’s called but if you continuously see yourself as fat and not thin enough, that’s a little concerning.

Predictions on Couples

Jarrette and Iyanna get engaged (eventually)

Mallory and Salvador get engaged (eventually. I know she and Jarrette hit it off but I don’t think it was the forever connection. I think she’s better suited to Salvador)

Nick and Danielle get engaged (Look I was right.)

Unfortunately, Shayne and Natalie might get engaged. Heavy on the might.

Miscellaneous

Most of the men seem like trash this season. At least last season they seemed okay.

Why are they all dressed up to go in the pods? THEY CAN’T SEE YOU! Well I mean I understand dressing up the first time going in the pod cause you’re also coming into the building and having the initial meeting with Nick and Vanessa Lachey. But after that? I would be in sweats.

Differentiate.

😂 Nick was not here for Trisha. He could not wait to get out of there.

Your dad dying doesn’t make you ready for marriage. It means you’re afraid of time running out.

I think they’re trying to set Nick and Danielle up to be the next Lauren and Cameron.

Shayne if you feel the need to lie in a setting where she’s fully aware there are other girl you’re possibly talking to, you’re a cheater. And a liar. You’re basically telling both of them that you’re only into them. Could’ve just said you were into two girls. That’s a part of the experiment. They can’t get mad about it.

Wow. Then he has a hissy fit and leaves.

Can y’all tell I don’t like Shayne?

Love Is Blind’s Iyanna McNeely, Jarrette Jones’ Quotes About Split

After one year of marriage, Iyanna McNeely and Jarrette Jones have called it quits as they navigate the single life once more. “After much thought, we’re saddened to share that we have separated and will begin the process of divorcing,” the Love Is Blind alums — who met during season 2 of the Netflix hit — captioned a joint Instagram statement in August 2022. “While we have love for each other,…