Faked his death and dedicated himself to writing the story of the children of the woman he loved. Finding out about the *real* deaths of his brother and sister along the way

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Faked his death and dedicated himself to writing the story of the children of the woman he loved. Finding out about the *real* deaths of his brother and sister along the way

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its killing me because everytime i think of the prufrock prep drama department all i can see them as is the glee club
ASOUE characters: How popular are they on Ao3?โจ๐๐๐ฎ๐ซข
No.of fics with each character in them
Baudelaires:
Beatrice: 417
Bertrand: 257
๐งViolet: 977 ๐
๐Klaus: 822
๐ณ Sunny: 662
๐ถ Beatrice II: 192
Quagmires:
Mrs Quagmire: 34
Mr Quagmire: 28
๐๏ธIsadora: 369 ๐
๐๏ธ Duncan: 367
๐บ๏ธ Quigley: 332 (Surprising tbh, I thought heโd win out of the triplets at least)
Widdershins:
โ๏ธCaptain Widdershins: 40
๐ Fiona: 114
๐ช Fernald: 166 ๐
Olaf+his troupe:
๐ญ Count Olaf: 722 ๐
๐ธ Esmรฉ Squalor: 379
Woman with hair but no beard: 30
Man with beard but no hair: 25
๐ Georgina Orwell: 143
Henchperson of indeterminate gender: 84
Bald man: 57
White-faced women: 56 (just mildly less popular than the bald man yet thereโs TWO of them- thatโs gotta blow ๐-)
๐ช[The Freaks] ๐ช
Kevin: 14 ๐
Hugo: 13
Collette: 12
Denouements:
Frank: 76
Ernest: 92
๐ฆ: 102 ๐
Snickets: (Take this with a grain of salt bc they have a whole other series -ATWQ- going for them)
Jaques: 347
Kit: 410
Lemony: 536 ๐
Guardians+the likes:
๐ฆ Mr Poe: 104
๐๏ธ Eleanora Poe: 14
๐ฐ Polly Poe: 1
๐ Edgar Poe: 10
๐ฐ Albert Poe: 6 (Why is Edgar more popular??)
๐Uncle Monty: 114
๐ Ink/The Incredibly Deadly Viper: 8
๐ช Aunt Josephine: 72
Ike Anwhistle: 26
[๐ฌ Sir: 30
Charles: 54
๐ Georgina Orwell: 143 ๐
๐ Phil: 10 ]
[๐ปVice Principal Nero: 37 (Thatโs less than the bald man who has maybe 3 lines total, take that!)
Mrs Bass: 4 (Damn.)
Ms. Tench: 2 (Double damn)
Mr Remora: 3
๐ Olivia Caliban: 237 ๐ ]
๐ธ Jerome Squalor: 104
(โจEsmรฉ Squalor: 379 but I put her in the Olafโs troupe section. This is just for quick comparison to Jerome. Poor guy. Ish. I donโt actually feel that bad for him tbh.)
๐ฆ The Council of Elders: 4
๐ Hector: 48
Hal: 8
Babs: 9
Phil: 10
[๐ Ishmael: 17
๐ Miranda Caliban: 8
๐ถ๏ธ Friday Caliban: 26 ๐
๐ข Thursday: 5 ]
Miscellaneous VFD members:
๐ Jacquelyn Scieszka: 172 ๐
๐ฅ Gustav Sebald: 78
๐ Larry Your-Waiter: 85
๐ Duchess R of Winnipeg: 61 or 64 (3 are under โDuchess Rโ
Uncategorised:
Ben: 4
๐ฒ The Paperboy: 3
๐ Carmelita Spats: 149
Top 3:
1~ Violet Baudelaire! ๐ง๐ (977 fics on Ao3 are tagged โViolet Baudelaireโ! ๐)
2~Klaus Baudelaire!!๐๐(822 fics!)
3~ Count Olaf! ๐๏ธ ๐ (722 fics!)
Loser:
Polly Poe (with a disappointing 1 fic!๐ฑ)
Putting this together was kind of sad but also sort of satisfying. Also I kind of forgot how many people actually die, considering this is only the V.F.D. members. And Olaf too, he was unavoidable in those pictures of Kit so I just went with it but it felt sort of fitting too I guess. Well anyway, I'm kind of obsessed with this song now, so you know what they say. Memento Mori.
I found these photos from Listen, Darling (1938) on IMDB. ok snicket family portrait??

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Olaf: people say I have a unique way of lighting up a room
Jacques: It's called arson, and those people are witnesses
I'm a little late but I saw this stock photo and immediately thought to Jaques Snicket
snickets.
day 1. sugar bowl gen siblings.
it's a part of woevember, an asoue fanwork event by @asouefanworkevent โ