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Snicket Siblings - L, J, & K
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he said no pictures.
i LOVE patrick warburton but the concept of lemony as a faceless narrator… always just a little obscured… by like a well placed pole or something… it’s just fire.
Really fucking funny that mrs bass becomes a major criminal and this is just completely unrelated to vfd. She just becomes evil because of Nero's shitty pay
"...the world is too quiet without you nearby." –lemony snicket |
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netflix asoue adaptation mini salt copy/pasted from discord
one of the core elements of asoue that developed over time was a "you can't judge people by appearances" narrative where in the first five or so books all the ugly people are evil and the pretty people are good but then carmelita looks cute but is a bully, and esme looks pretty but is evil, and then jacques looks like olaf but is good, and then there are the house of freaks who look ugly but have the potential to be good and are only evil because they've been lead down that path, and then the hook-handed man (who's had his evilness tied to his appearance) is shown to be good (or have the capability for good), and then kit looks tired and unkempt but has a good heart, and then we have the denouments who have different ideologies but are identical (so you really can't tell based off their looks, now can you?) and so all of this primes you to wonder, as you face down the final book, is the man you've thought was the most evil thing in the world from the very beginning, with his crooked teeth and bony face and uncombed hair and unibrow, is he really so evil, or is that just another deceiving appearance?
so to make jacques look nothing like olaf. to not have a unibrow. to be given a fake one, even, an obviously fake one, because a good and noble person would never have an ugly trait like a unibrow is just. frustrating beyond words.
i will always be mad about that damn unibrow.
i know that "vfd bad" is very much the "jedis bad" of the snicketverse fandom in that it's a surface level take that waters down nuance, but i also feel compelled to mention how horrifying it is that the poem vfd kids were made to memorize includes the words "so don't scream when we take you", and the general idea that no matter how much abuse or neglect or endangerment they all suffered, it's just what they signed up for by virtue of being "volunteers". it's the same mindset we see ish utilize against the villagers; constantly reminding them that they are choosing to be here, even though he's very much influencing that decision. look at the sugar bowl generation: orphans, outcasts, lost children. anyone who may, for one reason or another, have at some point had a reason to "drive away in secret", unaware that in doing so, they were apparently signing up to be volunteers.
i also feel like the implications that vfd was never as forgiving as they portrayed themselves as is heavy, especially with count olaf. his and jacques' confrontation in tvv seems confusing; jacques is offering him, essentially, a get out of jail free card. telling him that he can rejoin vfd, with no consequences. that no one will hold him accountable for the several murders and arsons he's committed. even though this seems like an absurdly favourable deal, olaf still refuses. now, this could of course be chalked up to olaf's own stubbornness; "i'm sorry" will never be enough to quell his thirst for revenge against the baudelaires, "we won't throw the book at you" will never account for his bitterness, resentment, hatred, or the sheer joy he takes in taking all of that out on other people. but the fact that he didn't even consider jacques' proposal, even though the baudelaires managed to convince him to do something good by literally just telling him he has the capacity to (twice!), seems...suspicious. almost like he doesn't believe jacques. almost like he knows jacques is lying, either willfully or unknowingly. because jacques snicket may be a forgiving person, but vfd is not a forgiving organization. olaf has a sort of sunk cost fallacy relationship with his own villainy; he believes he has simply gone too far, devoted too much of his life to this to go back now. if he were to suspect that vfd feels the same way, that they'd hold his actions against him in more ways than just a slap on the wrists and a "do better next time", well...of course he wouldn't willingly turn himself in.
my bombinating beast statue is finally finished. i didn't smooth it out and i dry brushed it with some brown paint to purposely give it a worn look. kinda came out a little too brown but oh well. my camera's shitty when it wants to work so i promise it looks cooler in person.
