#japes.

Monkey should just sit still on his shoulders and settle. He won't find a single bug here, it's too soon. Everything is so clean and fresh! Not a single thing out of place. Yet. Nezha won't even bother to tell Sun Wukong becauseー... Honestly he's so used to the close contact that he actually isn't as annoyed as he projected. It was fine. It was sign of friendship. Nezha rubbed his chin. Maybe it was time to leave bugs around just to keep things interesting. How much does a hundred ladybugs go for these days?

@1000zi "we're in BL with eachother! of course we were yaoi! idiot."

"Happy Birthday, fossil. Your present is that no one has throttled you yet."

I say irksome, but what I really wanted to say was it gives him the ick.

WHOOOOOAAA LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!!!

"Yuma." They place their hands on the boy's shoulders. "I didn't think I'd be the one to tell you this... But people from other dimensions exist, some of them are mirror images of people you know. And I'm one of them."

"Alright. I've got that out of my system. I'm fine."

"Eat shit."