#jaidan

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Jaidan: I CAN'T DO IT! Dritan, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER! Jaidan: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE Cyrus: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US. Jaidan: Jaidan: I appreciate it, Jaidan: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH- Fenhua: Jaidan- Jaidan: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! A'rackh: Jaidan we gotta- Jaidan: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. Jaidan: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' Jaidan, motioning to Kierron: NOT FUCKING THIS!

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Jason: Can I have your number? Kierron, visibly texting: I don't have a phone.

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Anisha: Some people are like slinkies. Fenhua: What? Anisha: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. Fenhua: Fenhua: Please don't push Cyrus down the stairs. Anisha, pushing Cyrus down the stairs: Too late.

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Cyrus: So I got this amazing plan! Dritan: We fail almost every time you say that. Cyrus: Well this is the same! But with a hamster involved.

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Cyrus: Fenhua is taking credit for Zhang's work, getting them to deal with everything, and making fun of them! You know what they sounds like? Tahanii: You? Cyrus: No, I meant... You know Zhang. In spite of being clever and sarcastic they’re also... fragile and weird and they have trouble fitting in. And Fenhua is taking advantage of their weakness! You know what that’s called? Tahanii: A Cyrus? Cyrus: ...Yeah, but I’m the only one who should be allowed to do that, okay?!

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Zhang: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food! A'rackh: You can eat a rock. Jason: Air. Anisha: The fabric of time and space. Kierron: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems. Zhang: You guys are not helpful.

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Jason: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming? Kaminari: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"? Dritan: Ya know... it might be.

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Anisha: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve. Zhang: I think you mean cards. Kierron: They did not. Anisha, pulling out knives: I did not.

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A'rackh: So, are you two dating now? Tahanii & Kierron: Yes. A'rackh: Why? Kierron: I happen to find Tahanii very appealing. A'rackh: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Tahanii.

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Jason, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass." Jason: THERE. Now send it. Cyrus:: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to- Jason: JUST DO IT! later Kierron: So what does it say? Dritan, reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my...." Kierron: Dritan: Kierron: Gross-

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Anisha: You have to apologize to Dritan! Kierron: Fine! Kierron: Unfuck you, or whatever!

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Kierron: I hate Dritan. Fenhua: "Hate' is a strong word. Kierron: I have strong opinions.