#jaegger

It was still Christmas themed party season so I put on my Elf shirt and headed to a party at Sig Tau with Cassie and Hanna. This party was in one of Sig Tau’s smaller houses so we had to trek all the way to the other side of campus this time. Cassie had been wanting to go to Delts all night, but Hanna was personally invited to SigTau so she wanted to make an appearance. 

As we are walking there, Cassie decides to leave us to walk to Delts alone. As soon as she leaves us, we see an apartment party. It looks LIT so i yell something to the silhouette we see on the balcony. “Wanna come play pong?” He yells back as he motions to us. Hanna and I dart to the apartment because we are always up to play pong.

We get inside and find the party is not what we thought. It is three guys playing pong with loud music and cool lights. There names are Quinton, Dillon, and Tony. 

They get us to take some shots before they ask us to play pong. Dillon and Quinton are both hitting on us, but we aren’t drunk enough. We feel a bit awkward so we take their shots then leave to go to SigTau. Before we leave, we make sure we add them all on Snapchat and tell them we will be back. 

We FINALLY make it to SigTau and it is SO AWKWARD. We stay for enough time to chug down a cup of eggnog and jungle juice on the porch before we leave to head back to the boys. 

Once we get back to the apartment, we are drunk enough to actually have fun. I turn to Hanna and say “I want to sleep with him [Dillon]” *rolls eyes at my own bad decisions* Never did I think I would actually hook up with him...

Eventually Cassie finds us at the apartment, and brings 4 girls she found from Delts. They soon leave and it is us three with the three guys. We are playing beer pong, I am DJing my “Lets Go Out” playlist, its lit. 

After multiple shots of Jaegger I realize that I am fucked up. Before I know it, I’m making out with Dillon in the living room IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.

Next thing I know, I’m waking up still drunk in Hanna’s bed the next morning with no phone. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED LAST NIGHT? Where is my shirt? Who’s shirt am I wearing now? Where is Hanna? Who has my phone?

To answer all of these questions: 1. After I blacked out, Dillon and I moved to the bathroom. Nobody knows what happened in the bathroom other than that we were in there for 45 minutes and left a condom on the counter. Nobody could get in so Cassie had to pee outside in a bush by the parking lot. Oops.

2. My shirt was laying in a plastic bag in the corner of the room.

3. Quinton gave me a shirt after I walked out of the bathroom completely topless.

4. Hanna left shortly after I blacked out to meet up with her boy since Quinton (who was flirting with her all night) had a girlfriend. 

5. I left my phone at their apartment... Thank god for Hanna who went and got it for me while I slept the alcohol off that afternoon.

All I know is that I ended up puking all over the bathroom, Quinton walked Cassie and I all the way back to Hogwarts, Dillon blocked me on Snapchat, and I puked Black Plague all over Hanna’s white bed.

Aka IT WAS A GOOD ASS NIGHT. Still to this day, I have no idea what happened in the bathroom, but we all still laugh at how ridiculous I got.