#jade (mk)

Okay man.

Boy howdy, I sure wonder why he used JADE in the video thumbnail. Of all the characters; I wonder why he picked JADE. Subtlety.

(Spoilers I watched the video and it’s just him crying about Jade being bald and how the movie didn’t make one billion dollars and that it’s going to streaming soon which means it’s failed and sucks and that they’re “ignoring the fans” as if the older millennial fans aren’t the ones catered to the most often in this bitch of a franchise.)

If some of this doesn’t make sense it’s 4am where I am and Christmas Day , I hate the English language , Fuck you

There is no toilet fetishes here , sorry . Just saying that now .

LIU KANG

Mirror Fetish - Has to cover up literally all the mirrors in the temple because of this fetish of his I am not joking . He’s so embarrassed about it too, he’d NEVER admit it unless he was fucking HAMMERED with alcohol or something . His excuse is " Fire is unpredictable , okay ? ? " but like , yeah, sure Liu Kang . We ALL believe that mirrors are unpredictable too . . .

KUNG LAO

Hair Fetish - Has a VERY specific kink for nice hair and braids , and it’s very obvious whenever he’s fighting someone with long hair . You know how this man will stop mid combo just because he saw Kitana’s ponytail whip around in a perfect arc ? Yeah . Yeah . That’s not admiration . That’s lust . YOU AIN’T FOOLIN ANYONE HAT BOY .

JOHNNY CAGE

Humiliation Fetish , but not in the way you think - This man has a humiliation kink and I don’t even need to explain how obvious it is . He literally gets off on getting his ass kicked , but ONLY when people are watching. Private beatdowns ? Boring . Public humiliation in front of hundreds? Instant erection .

That’s not really a niche fetish though . . . wanna know what niche fetish I DO think he has though ? I think he has a thing for being called “ mediocre ” by people who genuinely mean it . The way he reacts when Shang Tsung sneers at his acting career ? Yeah . That’s not anger. That’s his entire body lighting up with shameful arousal .

RAIDEN

Does this count as a sound kink or ? ? ? I don’t even know what you’d call this one . . . - Has an electricity fetish , obviously , but not in the way you think . He doesn’t want to shock others or get shocked , no , this man gets off on the crackle of static when he takes off his sweater . The way lightning splits the sky during a storm ? That’s foreplay . He’s been caught more than once just sitting in the middle of a thunderstorm , completely still , with his robes suspiciously tented .

KITANA

Hand Fetish ( my girlfriend has this Fetish I’d say I’m a somewhat of an expert in this ) - Hands , specifically , hands that are rough from years of combat . She’s got a thing for callouses , scars , the way knuckles pop when someone clenches their fist . She’s tried to play it cool , but you can tell by the way she lingers whenever someone sharpens their blades or wraps their hands for training . The moment someone presses their nails into Kitana’s thigh during a sparring match ? Game over . Panties are instantly soaking .

SHANG TSUNG

Shapeshifting Fetish - Oh , this man has a transformation ( ish ? ) kink , but not the way you’d expect . He doesn’t want to transform others— no , he wants to be transformed INTO someone else , specifically in the middle of sex . The idea of disguising as someone else while he’s getting wrecked ? ? ? Immediate orgasm from the fruity ass sorcerer .

GENERAL SHAO

Hammers Fetish - Yes , genuinely . Reiko is legit the only one who knows , because he has made the grave mistake of drunkenly confessing this to him , something about the sheer weight of a hammer , the way the metal feels smooth and unyielding , the way it makes his arms tremble when he swings it . Reiko, the absolute menace , has taken to casually tapping his hammer against Shao’s thigh during meetings just to watch him shift uncomfortably in his seat .

TANYA

Interruption Fetish - Secretly gets off on being interrupted mid-sentence . It’s not about being disrespected , nah , it’s the adrenaline spike of someone cutting her off , the way her breath catches when she’s denied the chance to finish her point . Being raised Umgadi , that kinda caused it .

BI - HAN

Fire / Light / Sun Fetish - This man is genuinely turned on by fire and light , it is seriously erotic to him . You’d think a cryomancer would hate fire , but Bi-Han has been caught more than once lingering just a little too close to Liu Kang’s flames , his breathing slow and deliberate, like he’s savouring the way the heat like a fucking moth . Go get your dick hard , moth boy . Bi - Han thinks it came from his childhood crush on the Fucking SUN .

TOMAS VRBADA

Ignored Fetish - Has a thing for being ignored . Not in a neglectful way , but in a " I am literally invisible to you " way . The idea of someone talking to him while staring right through him , not acknowledging his presence even as he brushes against their skin ? Yeah , that does something fucked up to him . Tomas has spent entire sparring sessions pretending Kuai Liang isn’t there , just to watch him lose his composure mid-fight and fumble his stance .

SYZOTH

Lips Fetish - Low-key . . . ? Not kissing , nah , just… lips. The way they move when someone talks , the way they part slightly before taking a sip of wine , the way they glisten after being bitten . It’s so specific that even he doesn’t realise it until someone points it out , and then he’s stuck with the mortifying realisation that he’s been staring at Li Mei’s mouth for the past ten minutes while she gave a perfectly normal debriefing .

ASHRAH

Secrets Fetish - The psychic weight of secrets gets her going , not the secrets themselves , but the tension of holding them . The way someone’s jaw tightens when they lie , the slight hesitation before answering a question . She’s been known to coax confessions out of people just to watch their pupils dilate with panic , her own pulse quickening as they stammer through half-truths . Demons ? Easy . Mortals trying to hide their sins ? That’s her personal brand of foreplay .

QUAN CHI

Books Fetish - Honestly ? ? ? I think he would have a thing for books. Just . . . books . The sound of pages turning , the smell of old parchment , the way ink stains fingers , something about knowledge being so tactile makes his fingers twitch . He’s been caught more than once running his fingers along the spines in Shang Tsung’s library , his breath hitching when someone absentmindedly licks their thumb to flip a page . No one’s brave enough to ask if he’s ever gotten off to a particularly well-preserved manuscript, but the answer is yes .

KUAI LIANG

Breath Fetish - I’m gonna be so FR I think he’d have a thing for breath , not his own , but someone else’s . The way their chest rises and falls when they’re pinned beneath him , the way their breath hitches when he presses a blade to their throat ? That’s the GOOD shit right there . Harumi has taken to exhaling slowly against Kuai Liang’s neck during training just to watch his grip tighten , his teeth gritting like he’s resisting the urge to bite .

BARAKA

Being Seen Fetish - Baraka ? ? ? I mean . . . shit, I think he’d have a thing for being seen , not in a vain way , but in a way that acknowledges his monstrous form without flinching . The way someone’s pupils dilate when they first see his teeth , the shudder they can’t suppress when his claws graze their skin ? That’s the kind of attention that makes his pulse spike . He’s caught himself lingering in doorways just to watch new people freeze at the sight of him , their breath catching in their throat . . . and if his tongue flicks out to wet his lips when they do ? Well . That’s nobody’s business , is it ?

HAVIK

Teeth and Eyes Fetish - Have you MET this man ? ? He doesn’t even know how he got the kinks, but it’s just teeth and eyes in general . He gets a boner making eye contact, unironically . Like, why are you staring at my mouth while I talk , clown boy ? Those aren’t even MY teeth. Meanwhile , Havik’s just sitting there like " mmm yes please keep blinking , slower this time , " and nobody’s brave enough to tell him this is a PROBLEM . SIR BACK AWAY FROM MY FACE

REIKO

Facepaint Fetish - This was a hard one to think about, but ABSOLUTELY facepaint . Not just any facepaint though , war paint . The way it smears across someone’s cheek during battle , the way it flakes off when they wipe sweat from their brow ? That’s the stuff that makes his stomach twist . He has to masturbate every morning after he puts his war paint on so nobody sees the tent in his pants .

LI MEI

Laws Fetish - Not joking when I say this , laws . I do genuinely mean she’s turned on by laws . Not breaking them , God no, the sheer bureaucratic weight of them . The way someone’s voice shifts when reading a decree , the rustle of parchment as a contract is signed ? That’s her version of dirty talk . She’s been caught more than once lingering in Outworld’s archives , fingers tracing over old edicts , her breath uneven when someone mentions penalty clauses in casual conversation . Even worse ? She’s started drafting legislation just to watch the way a person’s mouth moves when they read it aloud.

MILEENA

Shoulders Fetish - 100% shoulders . Not arms , not necks , just shoulders . The dip of collarbones under sweat-slick skin , the way muscle tenses when someone rolls their shoulders before a fight? She’s been caught mid-battle licking her lips while staring at Kung Lao’s exposed shoulders as he adjusts his hat . Once , she "accidentally" spilled wine down Li Mei’s dress just to watch her shrug off the outer layer , the fabric slipping to reveal the elegant slope of her bare shoulders , Mileena had to excuse herself immediately , her breathing ragged .

NITARA

I genuinely don’t know what to call this fetish ? ? ? It’s anybody’s guess atp - This one’s bad , she’s got a thing for being watched while she eats , but specifically messy , visceral meals . The way someone’s eyes linger on her fangs as she tears into raw meat , the slight recoil when blood drips down her chin ? That’s the fucking stuff that makes her wings quiver . She’s staged entire meals in the mess hall just to catch Baraka’s gaze lingering on her mouth , his nostrils flaring as she deliberately licks a streak of gore off her wrist . The first time Havik grinned at her mid-feast , his teeth glinting with interest ? She nearly choked on her own tongue .

SINDEL

Silk Fetish - Silk . Just . . . silk . The whisper of it against skin , the way it clings to sweat-damp curves , the sound it makes when ripped . She’s banned silk from the throne room after Jerrod’s death , too distracting , but every so often , she’ll run her fingers along a merchant’s sample just to feel the shiver crawl up her spine. Once, she " lost her temper " during negotiations and shredded a delegate’s robes with her nails , her breath hitching at the way the fabric split like wet paper under her claws .

GERAS

Time Fetish - Time . Not metaphorically , literally. The sound of an hourglass draining , the creak of an old clock’s gears, the stutter of a skipped heartbeat . He’s been caught freezing mid-battle just to savour the way Raiden’s lightning hangs suspended in the air , crackling in slow motion . When Kronika used to rewind time , he’d close his eyes and breathe , his entire body thrumming with the vibration of seconds unraveling around him . The first time Liu Kang reset the timeline? Geras came undone with it . GERAS YOU FREAK !

KENSHI TAKAHASHI

Ghosts Fetish - Okay this was a hard one but I’m a firm believer he’d be into ghosts . Not literally , but the idea of someone watching him when he can’t see them , the phantom pressure of unseen fingers tracing his spine when he’s alone . Sento vibrating in its sheath isn’t just a warning , it’s proof someone’s there , and the way his breath catches when the blade hums against his thigh ? That is NOT fear my friends . Johnny’s caught him " meditating " more than once, his hips shifting subtly against the floor as if chasing a touch that isn’t there , his lips parted .

( AS A LITTLE TREAT , HANZO HASASHI ! )

Footprints Fetish - Fire’s too obvious . . . so let’s dig deeper! This man has a thing for footprints , specifically , the way they vanish in snow . Not the prints themselves , but the impermanence of them , the way they’re erased by wind or fresh snowfall . He’s been caught staring at his own trail during reconnaissance missions , his breath shallow as he watches the last traces of his presence dissolve . Once , he deliberately walked in circles just to watch the overlapping imprints blur into nothingness , his fingers curling into fists when someone pointed it out with a smirk .

RAIN

Humidity Fetish - Water’s boring ; try humidity . The way it clings to skin, the sheen of condensation on glass , the way breath fogs against cold metal ? Fuck . He’s been seen lingering in steam rooms long after training , his eyes half-lidded as he watches droplets roll down the walls . The first time he saw Kitana’s armour mist over after a battle ( if that makes sense ) , he had to excuse himself to "adjust his armour " though the way his hips stuttered when he walked away suggested a very different kind of adjustment .

JADE ( Wasn’t in MK1 but fuck you )

Weapons Maintenance Fetish - Not fighting , not even sparring, just the act of cleaning and sharpening blades . The scrape of whetstone against steel , the rhythmic wipe of oiled cloth , the way someone’s fingers tighten around a hilt when testing an edge ? She’s been caught more than once " helping " in the armoury , her thighs pressing together as she watches Kenshi run a thumb along Sento’s blade, his brow furrowed in concentration . The first time she heard the metallic shink of a dagger being sheathed ? She dropped her staff .