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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR SILLY N SWEET STEVE-O! 💋

call me dunn the way theres shit up my ass

ANYTHING BUT ORDINARY | Chapter Twenty-Two

The Jackass gang arrive in London for a week of filming. It quickly becomes clear to Johnny that Ell is more nervous about being in the same city as her ex than she's admitting, so he does everything he can to cheer her up. But, as with anything involving the Jackass team, it doesn't all go to plan...

This is a longggg one. I thought about splitting it in two but I partly couldn't wait to get the second part out and also it just reads better as one. A LOT happens in this chapter - and there's my first bit of smut in a while - and there's a lot of drama to come while the gang are in London! There's also a part which was directly inspired by a clip on Jackass, I'm sure you'll know it when you get to it! I'll put a link to the actual clip in the end notes for anyone who hasn't had the viewing pleasure. Content warning for a lot of smut (p in v sex, fingering, spanking, slightly dominant Johnny), mention of past emotional and physical abuse, mention of self harm, mention of drug abuse.

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The flight to London had been a pretty smooth one. Much to Jeff and Spike’s relief, the boys had all been so tired that they were on their best behaviour, sleeping for most of the time they were in the air - save for Chris, who was such a nervous flyer that he spent the entire flight getting drunk and stumbling back and forth to the bathroom. Johnny knew that flying made Ell a bit anxious too, so he let her have his window seat, and held her hand tightly through take-off and landing, bringing her hand up to his lips to kiss her knuckles and uttering gentle words of comfort when he felt her tense up every so often. (“S’okay sweetheart, we’re safe, we’ll be up in the air soon and you won’t even realise we’re flying. I’ve got you, you’re doing so good, honey. Wow, look at that sunrise, baby! Ain’t that pretty, almost as beautiful as you.”)