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next to you - bam margera
2000s!bam margera x gn!reader
summary: after a bad dream, all you want is to be in the arms of your best friend
warnings: mentions of death/injury, drinking, language, little bit of angst, not edited
word count: ~800
Could u do a Johnny smut where her nipples are pierced and he gets turned on by it???
Barbells and Bitemarks (Johnny Knoxville x Fem! Reader) (18+!)
Summary: “What - Nipple piercings a turn on for you or somethin’?” You teased, chuckling awkwardly.
“Yes, actually.” His answer made you stop short. Your eyes raked over his face. His eyes were dark, pools of lust swimming in them. The sight alone was enough to make your knees weak, and you let out a breathy laugh.
“Wh-What?” You stammered, making him snicker. His hands, which had fallen down by his sides, came up to your shoulders.
“Do I gotta spell it out for you, doll?” Johnny’s voice dropped a couple of octaves, his eyes crinkling at the corners as he smirked, “I’m into girls with piercin’s, and I’m much more into them when they’re on your gorgeous ass.”
Content Warnings: Graphic Smut, 18+, Swearing, Dirty Talk, Johnny is a massive whore here, Oral (Fem Receiving), Mild Dacryphilia, Semi Public Sex, Daddy Kink
Word Count: 4,285
AN: MY FIRST EVER ASK EEEEEEEEE!!!!! I literally wanna kiss this anon on the mouth for giving me this idea /j. Thank you so much for requesting something from me, and my inbox is ABSOLUTELY still open for more requests. I may have forty documents open of smuts but I will absolutely drop them for a request. This is high key the most fun I’ve had writing a story in a while :3 again no beta reader we die like men. Also I’m posting this at 4:00 in the morning so MANNNNNNN I’m tired. Prolly gonna pass out after this LOL. Okay here we gooooooooo! ✨
please do some headcanons for knox and the crew member oc from your recent post!
sorry its so late xx
it’s .. complex because
on one hand, johnny knoxville is a giant asshole and does everything he can to mean flirt with her the way kids do where he’s just messing with her
on the other hand, he’s a sweetheart and likes her smile so he wants to do things to see it
its a healthy mix ! theyre also hella close to begin with because theyre half of dickhouse
he knows her family and her friends and obv everyone sees it (how much they like each other) but he
or maybe she does see it but loves her life the way it is and doesnt wanna ruin a friendship
so its kind of knox making moves and her being a brick wall but who doesnt like a challenge?
he’s probably drunkenly confessed his love to her on multiple occasions
speaking of drunk! whenever she gets drunk, he makes sure he’s (mostly) sober
he’s hovery! all the time tbh, he tends to hover around her, trying to get her attention, trying to get her to watch the stupid shit he does
it’s a victory whenever she cracks a smile
i imagine a big ol height difference between them
i also imagine them unintentionally matching their converse or dickies or shit like that
he’s a total gentleman, pays for her, offers his jacket, holds the door.. shit that makes EVERYONE roll their eyes LOL
jeff and spike are sick of them, especially jeff
“i’ll pay you to take him on a date and shut him up”
“shut up, tremaine”
Southern Love songs - Johnny Knoxville x Fem!Reader [Final Part]
Previous Part here
This fic was a lot longer than I realised lmao, Also, thanks for reading this far! Xx
(Fluff, Drinking and weed)
Even though you’d had some liquid courage and a friendly joint, that same feeling of giddiness filled your body. Johnny seemed slightly nervous too, like he needed to say something. He’d been increasingly more like this for the past few weeks, like he needed to get something off his chest. The only reason why you hadn’t mentioned it was because you didn’t want to get your hopes up. You decided to just ask him now. “PJ?” he looked slightly more alert as you said his name, almost like a dog. “y/n?” he said this ever so gently, a slight hue of redness grew across his cheeks and the tips of his ears. “what’s the matter, you seem a bit jumpy at the moment…is something on your mind?” you matched the gentleness of his voice, not even on purpose. He hesitated slightly before wiping his face with his hand, sighing as he did so. He gulped before taking his shades off like when your dad is about to have a word with you. He then looked at you with that gentle look but also with a deep feeling that washed over you along with his gaze. It was a look of fear, desire and sincerity. “Look, y/n, I-…I think I’m in love with you.” He let out a soft sigh, you could see the weight lift from his shoulders due to this confession but some was still there. Before you could say anything, he continued, “I know this seems stupid but ever since we met, I have just felt like I need you with me. You are so unpredictable and out there, I’ve never seen a girl with so much goin’ for her. You can’t do anything that doesn’t intrigue me. And all this time I’ve spent with you only makes me grow fonder. I know that you’ve probably heard this from a million guys but…God, this is just something new for me.” PJ said this so eloquently, it was as if he was stone cold sober. You just smiled and smiled as he said this. You now also felt that weight come off your shoulders, it didn’t stop your heart from beating like a hummingbird’s. He winced slightly as he waited for your response. There was so much you wanted to say and do at that moment. “I-PJ, I just…” you quickly leant into him, crashing into his lips as your hands entered his hair. Sometimes actions are better than words. He quickly embraced you as you continued to kiss, neither of you wanted to let go, your hearts beating fast as your bodies synced and relaxed into each other. You both stopped for air, laughing as you both realised what you where doing. He tasted of sweet whiskey and smoke, he could smell and taste your cherry ChapStick, a sweet reminder of who it was he was kissing. It was a smell that always reminded him of you. “It feels like I’ve wanted you my whole life” he said this between peppering kisses down your neck as you breathed heavily. “How can I have missed this even though it’s the first time?” you said between breaths as you felt his warm, large hands drape down to the small of your back and your ass. The two of you lay down next to each other and spoke every now and then before kisses upon kisses, PJ spilt whisky on to the both of you a few times as you both got drunk and fell asleep in each other’s arms.

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Let me preface this by saying I understand this is a weird request but I had to ask anyway 🤣😭. Okay so Johnny has said repeatedly in the past that he is not well endowed 👀 maybe he gets very self conscious with Ellie about it and she reassures him that he is more than enough… which leads to her really proving that he is enough (if ya know what I mean 👀) sorry again for the odd request 💀❤️
It's not an odd request!! Boys get body issues too! I hope you enjoy it!
- Johnny Knoxville x Ellie Rhodes (OC) - 18+, minors DNI! - pj trying to convince us all he has a small pp when it's actually just an average normal sized one because all his friends have bigger ones?? shut up you idiot. anxiety. fluff. smut. - 2506 words
His hand gently caught hers. "Hey..." She looked up. He wouldn't quite meet her eyes. "...Not tonight." Silence. Not awkward. Just... Unexpected.
SYNOPSIS: After a stranger spends the afternoon shamelessly flirting with Ellie during the Jackass: Best & Last press tour, Johnny can't shake the feeling that she's settled for him. Back at the hotel, he quietly turns down her advances for the first time in their relationship, forcing Ellie to confront the insecurities he's hidden behind his trademark smile. Sometimes the bravest thing Johnny Knoxville ever does isn't a stunt—it's admitting he's afraid he isn't enough.
It's over here as usual
“dont make a mess sweetheart i gotta stunt in ten minutes.”
is what johnny said to you as he lifted his head from the sweet spot between your thighs, a cocky grin plastered on the fake cowboys face as your juices and his spit dripped down his chin.
“f-fuck off.”
you said breathlessly, johnny only letting out a soft chuckle before he spoke.
“aw dont be so mean.”
is all he said before he connected his lips with your sensitive cilt again. a moan leaving your lips as his mouth returned to the spot you needed him the most.
your fingers were tangled in johnnys brown hair as he ate you like his last meal, the sound of his soft groans could not only be heard but felt against your core; shivers going up your spin as your eyes crossed from the amount of overwhelming pleasure.
everytime johnny was between your thighs it was better then the last if thats even possible. you swear there was no man that enjoyed eating pussy more then your boyfriend did.
johnnys brown eyes looked up at you from between your thighs. his erection only ached more as he saw your reaction to him between your thighs, you looked completely overstimulated with pleasure and he loved it.
this only motivated johnny to push himself deeper between your thighs, his tongue lapping circles around your cilt as lewd slurping noises came from his actions. a high pitched moan leaving your lips as your grip on johnnys hair tightened.
“j-johnny i-im gonna-”
you felt johnnys grip on your hips tighten as he became almost determined to make you cum, and make you cum hard.
you could swear you saw stars as you let out a strain of moans as your hands tried to grab anything they could, a intense wave of pleasure shooting through your body as johnny didnt even care to slow down. he wanted you to be completely worn out from his tongue.
it wasnt until your chest began to rise and fall heavily did johnny stop, slowly kissing his way from between your legs to your cheek. he then gave you a sweet and passionate kiss, he slightly laughed feeling how lazily you kissed back. you were beat.
when johnny pulled away from the kiss you saw his mouth and face that was covered with your cum and his spit. your face couldnt help but turn red at seeing the aftermath of your boyfriend eating you out.
“i said dont make a mess sweetheart.”
johnny softly teased with a shit-eating smirk on his face, using the bottom of his shirt to wipe his mouth off.
(coming back from the dead to write the smallest piece of whatever this is cause i had the urge to write maybe if it does good ill write again idk😟)
possessive
johnny knoxville x gn!fem!reader
words: 2333
tags: smut!!!, possessive johnny, jealous johnny, minor degrading, bam is a whore, uhhh aftercare
summery: you’re pretty, johnny’s agitated that everyone’s looking at you.
maybe it's the daisy dukes, maybe it's the bikini top, or maybe it's the way the strings of your swimsuit bottoms fit your hips, but whatever it is, something has johnny red and jittery in his beach chair across the lawn.
his leg is shaking at a rapid pace, his fingers drumming on the arm with his jaw clenched and eyes darkened.
you glance at him, confused and questioning, but he gives no clues as to what's wrong.
you frown, it's almost scary seeing him like this, unknowing of if he might explode, and if so, who will it be directed at? bam? steve? you? you shudder. you know it's just the ptsd, he wouldn't, johnny would never raise his voice with you. even before he knew your past he was gentle with you. still, you can't help but be uneasy around him, and his unrelenting stare. it felt as though he might pounce on you. you wonder if he takes notice of you slipping into the kitchen, away from the heat and noise and his eyes that were seemingly undressing you. you're putting cups in the sink, rinsing out the stickiness from the spiked lemonade; you're on vacation with the crew, and the bonfire still going strong even after the long hours had gone by, though it seems that everyone is still going strong, too. your ice machine begins whirring as the spheres clank into your cup, but you still hear the creak of the back door opening.
you whip around, only to see bam, sopping wet with his swim trunks dipping dangerously low.
"hey," your eyes avert away from his waist, and there's johnny right behind him with the same death glare as he'd been giving you before. "do you have more beer? ryan and i wanna do beer pong together." he grins.
"what's the loser do? kiss the winner?" you snicker, trying to keep your eyes away from johnny watching you with an intense stare. you pour more lemonade into your cup, sipping as the burn runs down into you. shuddering again, you point at the cooler. "there, have at."
he nods thankfully, grabbing a couple of cases and scurrying out.
and then it's just you, and johnny, and your tipsy thoughts. you can't seem to croak anything out, his jaw clenches harder and fear overwhelms you, you can't think properly anymore. the alcohol is taking over your brain inch by inch, and somehow through your fear, you can see the hint of lust in his eyes.
you're pretty sure that glint is being returned.
he's towering over you, and you're positive it's because you glanced at the way bam's trunks went too far down. how his v-line protruded, but it was nothing like the man standing in front of you.
you didn't want him, you remind yourself before the guilt can set in. you were just afraid they'd drop right down on your kitchen floor leaving a soggy mess.
you want johnny. his trunks aren't sagging, but his v-line is much more visible, along with the slight six-pack. the golden skin, the soft happy trail, all sitting right before you, tempting your deepest, darkest desires. your mouth is watering as you get sucked deeper into your focus on him.
"sweetheart," and his voice is soft and gravelly, a sign he'd been drinking too.
you're broken out of your trance as he drawls, "doll, look at me," his fingers touch your chin to lift your gaze up to his. "they've been drooling over you all goddamn day," it's almost a growl when he speaks yet his hand cups your face ever so gently, you can't help but melt into his touch. he licks his lips, "it makes me sick how they stare at you, can't stand the thought of anyone touching you, you know? bam coming in here, his trunks like that, he knew what he was doing. you're so goddamn edible." he gives a little scowl that you can't help but want to kiss away. and as if he reads your mind, he dips down to kiss your lips, "all mine, my pretty little whore."
you nod, your shoulders relax, and seeing his eyes still dark you understand. there's a burning inside you, and you're not quite sure if it's the alcohol, how johnny's hands are touching you, or maybe a bit of both.
you belong to him, it sinks in and it makes heat bubble in your stomach, he's scooping you close and bringing you out, his hand in your back pocket with a firm grip on your ass.
wolf whistles call out from friends, mostly in a joking manner, but it still makes johnny huff in a sharp breath, glaring once again.
"you're so fucking sexy, look at all these vultures staring you down," he mutters to you, and you can't help but shiver at his words when a tingle shoots down to your core. you blush, feeling all eyes on you. it makes you feel insecure, and you need a way for everyone's eyes to get off you, but then johnny sits, pulls you into his lap, and starts kissing under your ear. "mine, all mine." he purrs, a big hand on your thigh, the other on top of your hand with your fingers interlaced with his.
his cock begins to harden beneath you, and your breath catches in your throat. you need him, your thoughts are racing with all the things you want him to do to you. you hope he catches the hint to have a bit more privacy and you purposefully scoot across his cock while getting down. "i'm going into the water, you can come." you offer with a soft smile as you step down the beach into the cool ocean of your rented vacation home. it's an off-white with a wrap-around deck; there's a patio where the cup-pong is getting set up, a pavilion with snacks and drinks, and then there's you and johnny crossing across the soft sand into the warm water. his hands are wrapped around your waist and you rest your head against his chest.
"the sunset is pretty." you relax against him as he nods, bringing you closer to him. your eyes focus on the blurring colors in the sky, relaxing into his tense body. you turn around to face him, your cheeks are pink from the alcohol and the burning sun. his eyes sparkle with a mischievous glint, and you find your mouth parted ever so slightly, staring in awe.
"kiss me," you can barely whisper out, you're so entranced by him you can't think. "please." and his lips are touching yours without the chance for a second thought, you're pressed tightly together in the cool water under darkening skies. everything is muffled around you, the yelling and the catcalls, all gone from both of your minds. it's all focused on each other, the way your mouths are together, the way he tastes and smells and feels. god the way his cock pressed against your stomach, the heat radiating from his body, the way he wouldn't pull away for a single gasp of air, it was bound to make you dizzy. his hand grabbed at your ass, his mouth is leaving yours, and it's trailing down your neck. "johnny," you give out a hushed whine when you feel his cock rut against your thigh. "yes, sweetheart?" you melt at his tone, possessive, owning, and desperate. yet you can't get out what you need, it's only a pathetic plea you hope johnny will understand. "mm," he hums in a satisfied way, his hand moving to the inside of your thigh. "i want you too, honey. let's go back inside, hm?"
you nod eagerly, your body aching for him. your body is burning from the inside out with a desperate desire for the man with his icy hands groping at you. your head spins as your lips connect once more, and you gasp suddenly when his teeth sink into your lip. he presses himself against you even harder, and your body quivers beneath him. the water is getting colder by the second with the moon creeping into the sky, but it doesn't quite register with you and your feverish arousal that the temperature is dropping rapidly. it doesn't feel quick enough, but you're practically running to keep up with his long strides back to the house. you brush against bam, his eyes wide as he looks at you, and then at johnny's stern expression, and he yells something unintelligible to johnny about getting laid. everyone is staring, you can tell that now, and something in your stomach churns into more excitement as you can tell they know exactly where you're going. "i’m gonna be doing the laying, actually." he quips with a sly smirk and a wink to you.
the door of your bedroom is slammed behind you, and then before you can breathe you're pressed against the door with johnny's knee between your legs.
"fuck," you gasp out, grinding down onto him. "need you."
he lets out a quiet growl, feeling your warmth on his thigh, "need you too, princess. c'mon." he lifts you up onto his hipbone, and easily placing you onto the bed like paper he begins to tug at your jean shorts. you're so helpless underneath him; his tall, strong being looming over you. he's staring at you like you're his prey, and he's finally got you in his captivity, even tho he knows he had you all along. he brings his head down to bite your lip again, kissing you in such a romantic way made everything he was doing feel even dirtier. his lips make their way down your neck and down to your abdomen, claiming you as his with love bites wherever his teeth could sink. you whimper under him when his hot breath ghosts over your cold thigh. he places soft kisses along the inside of your thighs up to your bikini bottoms, his other hand gripping onto your hip to keep you still. he kisses up to your clit, making you shudder. he grins mischievously, his thumb caressing your pelvic bone while he kisses up the waistline. sliding them down, he places even more sloppy kisses before flicking along your clit with his tongue.
you let out a quiet whimper as his warmth continues to envelop your most sensitive areas. before you can even begin to catch your breath, his finger is sinking into you, pressing into you harshly. "oh, fuck. oh, god," your voice is raising and you quickly cover your mouth to muffle your desperate moans.
"no, no, honey," and he's grabbing your wrists and pining them above the bed. "let them hear you, i need them to hear you." he demands, and instantly you let out a small whimper as if on command. his fingers quicken at your noise, and his lips are against your ear sending shudders through your body like his breath was electric. "who makes you feel good, doll?"
"you." you're gasping out, eyes rolling back as he presses into your g-spot.
"who, baby? who's touching you, hm? tell them who's making you feel good." he continues, and you can feel your orgasm creeping up.
"johnny-johnny, you do, fuck you make me feel good. please, i'm so close." you cry, getting just to your climax when he pulls out his fingers. "fuck, please, please, please." you're begging with watery eyes and flushed cheeks, and he's pulling down his swim trunks, letting his cock out to press against his stomach leaving a drip of precum.
"are you ready?" he asks softly, his dark eyes sparkling when they meet yours. you nod to him, whispering out a yes as he presses himself into you. every time with him always feels just as special as your first. the way he holds you, the way he encourages and compliments you, the way he stares as if you're a precious jewel. it makes you feel warm and tingly, it makes you teeter closer to reaching your abandoned climax from not so long ago. his thrusts stay rhythmic, rocking his hips against yours at a steady pace. your body rocks with his, his moans sending sparks flying through you.
"please, please i'm so close," you beg for him once more, and his thumb goes down to flick your clit. now you're squeezing around him, all of the feeling overwhelming your senses as he's urging you, "cum, cum for me, baby. let them hear how good you feel. that's it, there you go." and with a sharp cry of his name, you reach a breathless climax. you feel cum dripping out of you, and a hand caressing your stomach. "hi, sweetheart. there you go, good job." he praises, encouraging you to come back down to him. "you did so good, make me feel so good, sweetheart." he continues, and you can feel him cleaning you up, a soft, warm towel wiping at your aching thighs.
"thank you," you whisper, a smile creeping onto the corners of your mouth. he leans in to kiss you softly, his body towering over you and his hands holding your face.
he smiles against your lips, "how 'bout a bath? or shower, hm?"
you can only nod, your throat aching in an unforgiving way. johnny leaves you to turn on the water, leaving the door open only a crack.
your head lays flat against the pillow, and you listen to the muffled voices outside.
“shit, knoxville.”
“yea, precious little thing,” the distinct drawl of your boyfriend, continuing to praise you.
the door creeks open, and johnny’s there coming to scoop you up and into the shower. “come on, princess.”
you peck his lips, laying bridal style in his arms. “i love you,” it’s hushed and soft, even though you wish the world could hear you.
“i love you.”