"It’ll damage my reputation and that’s my one and only priority, Ian."

"What the fuck do you think?"

Jacen looks Ian straight in the eyes for a few moments. His jaw ripples, he swallows, but he doesn’t blink.

"I love you."

He thinks about spitting out all of the things that circle his mind when he looks Oliver in the eyes, when his fingertips touch the sides of Oliver’s mouth. He thinks about maybe, “You make me feel alive,” or “I think I need you because you’re the first thought on my mind every morning,” or maybe even, “I feel my throat dry a little when I look over after thinking about you first thing in the morning and you’re not there with me.” 

[Jacen] Can’t talk now, call me later. What’s going on?

[Ian] Oh sorry that was a butt dial.[Ian] But I mean what are you doing later?[Ian] Chris says he's going to empty out the fridge tonight and cook everything so we'll have a lot of food...

[Old Man] Have you finished your homework? I need a hand.

[Kid] Jack yourself off old man I got three more pages to write.[Kid] Or I mean[Kid] You can come get me

Jacen to Oli: Shake It Off - Taylor Swift

Alfie to Dennis: Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High - Arctic Monkey

Matt to Ian: Steal My Girl - One direction

Jacen to Ian: Love Me Harder - Ariana Grande

Matt to Oliver: Sail - AWOLNATION (He would purposely try to make his voice more raspy and shit and it would just be hilarious bye)

Chris to Ian (Canon): Best Friend - Weezer

Chris to Ian (AU): Blame - Calvin Harris

Chris to Eni (Canon): Beautiful Girls - Sean Kingston 

Bonnie to Beth: Rude - Magic!

Chris to Carol: Sex On Fire - King of Leon

every ian moment is a top moment. good day sir.

Ian’s mental breakdown at Jacen’s. Idk if you could tell by now but that mental breakdown is very important to me also Jacian is very important to me don’t look at me ever again goodbye.

Ian deciding to fuck around with Matt and get him to be jealous of Chris before finally breaking to to Matt that Chris is straight, at which point Matt solidified their relationship via aggressive sex. 

Ian comforting PTSD Jacen and literally pretending to be Oli so he wouldn’t freak out don’t touch me I will never be ok again bye now

Matt and Ian literally screaming at each other across the apartment during their break up in the Chrisian AU.

OK FIRST OF ALL FUCK YOU.

Jacian

Chrisian

Lung Cancer

Jacole/Henneson