#izzybella

Freddie

“I went on a date with Elton once. It didn’t go well so I married my wife”

“Give us a twirl!” after I walk into class wearing a XXL white shirt looking splattered with blood

“Every time there’s an awkward silence a gay David is born”

Brian

Any teacher that has a class pet

My biology teacher showing off my pregnant frog during dissection day

The history teacher that had his former students paint Bob Ross on his classroom wall

The two basketball players that were 6’11” and 7’4” that loved when the younger kids would measure their growth spurts based on how far up on his arm they could get

My AP psych teacher saying “bright lights” before turning on the lights after a video, then on the last day of class, saying “I conditioned all of you. My work here is done”

Roger

The kid in my Spanish class that accidentally nutted on his black uniform pants in the bathroom one day

One day @blindboytaylor (b) bra broke in half in the middle of running laps during PE

One time my best friend and I were fighting. He shoved me up against a bus and playfully choked me, so I ball tapped him. Halfway home we got in a fist fight in a gas station. Nobody tried to break us up

“It’s called falsetto, Jack. Stop screaming and learn how to use it”

My chorus director always keeping tempo by slamming one, singular finger down on the edge of the piano, and never once saying “ow”. It could be heard from the other side of the room no matter how much talking was going on

John

Orchestra director wearing a Christmas pattern three piece suit for the Christmas assembly

My AP gov teacher missing three days of class so he could go see Adele

Wearing a Santa onesie on the last day before break

“You guys are going to get divorced because you can’t follow the rules” because we talked during announcements

Me ripping my nuts open jumping into the splits during we will Rock you in PE

All the techies rolling around like spies then holding up finger guns during “your dad May be a super spy but you’re freakin Jason Bourne”

My English teacher always moving her legs back and forth while standing

Rami

My PE squad’s periods all syncing up, and @blindboytaylor (b) ominously saying “I am the alpha” because we synced up to hers

“It was a flaccid handshake!!!! You can’t have a flaccid handshake!!!!”

“Actually, the principal was my basketball coach, the old principal was my principal, and the headmaster’s my father in law”

Gwil

ALL of my friends calling my favorite teacher “daddy” when I just saw him as a dad

“I don’t care if you sleep in my class but prop your head up so I feel like you’re paying attention”

Bringing a puppy to class just to distract the teacher

“If I could get dinner with any person, I’d choose Oprah. Have you seen her smile? It’s beautiful”

At a memorial for a tragedy, I went up to dad teacher and hugged him and started crying, and he wouldn’t let me walk away until my breathing was normal again

Ben

Walking into class in an Ariel onesie with a large pizza, two liter of Mountain Dew, and a tube of cookie dough, with the angriest look on my face

Sleeping on top of a desk during class after bringing my pillow and blanket to school

The one time @blindboytaylor (i) said hi to me in the hall and I was so flustered I forgot to say hi back

“Shut up jack”

“Dylan, you need to get in character if you expect me to flirt with you!”

Joe

“One time I didn’t let go when I fell off of a wakeboard, and now my buttcrack is a scar”

My friend ripping her khakis in PE after jumping into the splits

“They’re having another election? They just put Brexit into office” “brexit isn’t a person. It’s Britain leaving the EU” “oh my God don’t tell anyone this happened”

My entire AP gov class singing “all star” during a power outage in a tornado

The ENTIRE student body doing gangnam style and the Harlem Shake back to back

The Instagram page that’s just a fan blog for our Bible teacher

My friend running into my classroom screaming “TROLL IN THE DUNGEON...just thought you ought to know” bc I told him I was sad

i can't believe you called me out! listen im ready to fight

i think she was looking for suggestions for something to draw last month and i was just like ‘please draw them with matching rings’ and i’m so happy....look at them...they always look so happy when she draws them....

(side note: izzy how the hell did we have a whole convo for 30 minutes about nothing like how did that even happen like we wasted time for NOTHING when you could’ve been and posted that an hour ago)

anyway....in my heart...the title of that picture is actually married and i’m bound and determined to one day write a fic that captures that image 

okay....yeah sorry i just...look at them....what a way to kickstart the new year....