My Mother Hating my Taste in Music pt. 1
The Negative: Do not insert the test stick into your vagina
My mom: I swear to god, child
Ogie: I love you like a table
My Mom: THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!
Me about Love Thy Neighbor: I can’t believe he really ended all homophobia like that
Me: It could be the best day ever
My Mom: THIS ISN’T EVEN A MUSICAL
Me: Mama, guess how long this song is. Hehe
My mom: *sigh* I don’t know
Me: 4 minutes and 20 seconds
My mom: why did I even bother asking
Me: ....and that’s why Atlanta Prom is awful and the broadway run should’ve been longer
My Mom: The song ended twenty minutes ago
Me: ...and thats why Ariana DeBose is amazing
My Mom: SHE’S NOT EVEN IN THIS MUSICAL!! WE’RE LISTENING TO THE BOOK OF MORMON!! HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!