So being off of my phone has actually made me say more stupid shit because I’m interacting with people (crazy concept, I know)

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Reese: Can we go to Target instead? It’s so much closer

Mattie: No! It has to be WalMart! I have a bone to pick with the man in the Lobster costume outside the doors

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Eva: How did you not realize that I like you?! I literally challenged you to a pickup line contest

Kate: Don’t you do that with other people too

Eva: Do I... challenge people... other people... to pick up line contests?

Kate: Made more sense in my head

Cairo: I highly doubt that

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Farrah: I accidentally said “lowkey” around my science teacher and now she won’t stop saying it. I have a target on my head because now kids are “lowkey going to detention”

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Cairo: We could go to Chick-Fil-A

Kate: No, we support the gays on this team

Annleigh: We also support their Christian values a-

Kate: The gays, Annleigh

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Riley: Where is the big pan?

Kate: The big pan?

Riley: Yes, the big pan

Kate, trying not to laugh: So I know where it is, but you’re not gonna like it

Kate: It’s in the trunk of Farrah’s car

Farrah, being chased by Riley: FUCKING SNITCH

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Kate: I’m getting a call, I’ll be right back

Cairo: Ooh, Kate’s on the phone with her little girlfriend

Kate, entering another room and slamming the door behind her: Fuck off

Annleigh: You’re in the bathroom, Kate

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Kate: I’m not mad that she didn’t tell me she was good at chess, I’m mad because I wanted a heads up that no matter what I did, I was gonna lose anyways!

Cairo: So you’re mad that she didn’t tell you she was good at chess

Kate: YES!

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Eva: I have just received hard confirmation that Reese is not straight

Kate: Another one has joined our ranks

Eva: Now we just need Cairo to come out of the goddamn closet, WE ALL KNOW

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Farrah: I have just lost my privileges to play music out loud within a single 10 minute car ride. Apparently my sister doesn’t appreciate good music

Annleigh: I DON’T CARE IF HERO IS HIS MIDDLE NAME, GODDAMIT!

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Kate, watching a crime show: I’ve said it 1000 times, if you’re gonna kill somebody play it off as an accident

Cairo: No, you just frame somebody else. Wear the wrong size shoes and a different perfume or something

Riley: Or just stab them. Like, just stab them

Eva: Wha-

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Kate: DID I JUST GET G-NOTED AT SKYZONE?!

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Riley: Fire’s so pretty

Cairo: Yeah, controlled fire not fucking arson

Riley: Still pretty

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Kate: Shoutout to my therapist who immediately asked me about my gender identity when I came out to her. We love an inclusive queen

Annleigh: Shoutout to my therapist who asked me about my sexual orientation. She’s accepting and we stan

Cairo: You guys are telling your therapists shit?

Eva, who can’t afford it: You guys are going to therapy?

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Farrah, running through the house like a maniac: Shit, shit, shit shit

Annleigh: What are you doing!? I’m trying to talk to Clark

Farrah: SWEATSHIRT’S ON FIRE

Annleigh, noticing the burning hole in Farrah’s clothes: Shit, shit, shit shit

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Mattie: Ugh, it smells like nausea outside

Reese: What does nausea smell like?

Mattie: Like, when it feels like your stomach drops and you just want to fall into the ground to let the dirt reclaim you

Okay, so I’ve been saying bi Chess for months now because vibes and a bit of projection

It was always weird to me that in the beginning, everybody was like “nobody in watt is cishet” and then all of a sudden everybody was making Annleigh and Chess cishet.

Sexuality

Chess’s mom is definitely a Mrs. Greene type character

Chess definitely didn’t have time to think about sexuality cause she was too busy trying to be an Olympian

She seems like the kinda person who would think about the possibility of them not being straight in like fourth grade and then forget about it

At the time of the show, I feel like she’d probably would’ve just kinda come to terms with it

She probably wouldn’t actively hide it, but she wasn’t going out of her way to tell people. If they asked, yeah, she’d tell them, but she didn’t really care

I doubt that anybody on the team knew

Just other hcs

Her parents were no doubt overbearing, which probably caused her to be really rebellious

Like, she wouldn’t have done these things if her parents just allowed her to be a teenager

She’s a horrible liar, but she’s also fairly charismatic so people believe what she says

Probably doesn’t have many friends because she was always doing gymnastics

She was no doubt in one of those meaningless relationships that are nothing more than something you can put in your Instagram bio kinda like a decoration

She has an older brother but they’re not close at all because she was the success story and he wasn’t

100% hates her mother

She’s not necessarily chaotic, but she’s not going to stop anybody from doing anything stupid

She always looks calm and thoughtful and so everybody thinks that she’s thinking of something deep, but she’s really playing that one audio from Tik Tok that’s a parody of Boys by Lizzo in her head on loop. https://youtu.be/L5baXtR1NjI