#its hard out here..........................

YAY i love this question and also feel free to send me yours too i think useless hcs are really fun

i think renee is a fast and furious fan and an action movie enthusiast….. in the first kevjean fic i’ve ever written there was a scene where she sat jean down and made him watch half of the fast and furious franchise with her and he hated it so bad but he couldnt tell her that so he just sat there very awkwardly the whole time. and renee knew he hated it but she loves the damn movies so much she thought it was a worth it sacrifice. i also love a dyslexia/adhd hc for renee, i think she has a hard time in academia and has a really really really fickle attention span. if you put jean and renee in the same room they might be able to finish a short book between them but its going to take at least 8 hours because they're going to get sidetracked talking to each other about dumb stuff

ex smoker jeremy is still real and beloved in my heart... i think he quit cold turkey in his junior year and it still gets him more often than not, but he's trying and that's all that matters

neil shoplifts on instinct. doesnt even think twice of it

kevin actually HATES the gym. he will not confess to this in any way shape or form but he genuinely hates it. its so early in the morning and the movements are so repetitive and its so boring. in evermore at least there was the threat of getting beaten up if he didnt do his sets right, but in psu its just plain boring. he will still go but he will hate every second. get this man to a court now

jean is horrible with performing small actions :) i think he has big shaky hands that struggle w the minutiae of any process ever. you do NOT want to ask this man to put thread through a needle or give you an injection or pack you a bowl or even light your cigarette. the #irreversible damage of multiple head injuries

This but Sonadow ⤵

alt version + ver without all the detail

Robby, having no idea it's Jack he's talking to, but LAWD the hot silver fox who sends him ab and thigh pics is the only thing keeping him stable (not), and he makes no correlation between his best friend and his online... thing.

Meanwhile, Jack knows everything. He catches Robby staring at his biceps at work and sends him a few 'post-workout' pics an hour before the end of his shift, knowing he'll get a doting paragraph and a belly pic out of it later.

Jack ESPECIALLY loves watching Robby go to the bathroom and having his phone ping, opening it to find Robby's scrub top pulled up, hairy, soft belly on display and a bulge in his pants, accompanied by a shy note about how he isn't as in shape as Jack.

Pomefiore was the last plot i follow before real life made me forget about our silly boys. How bad has the plot become now for our gang? Also who is that Gojo looking guy?

anon, I am so sorry and I mean this in the best way, but I do think episode 5 is the absolute funniest place to have stopped following Twst because shit starts escalating SO fast after that. episode 6 literally starts with a secret government shadow agency breaking down our doors and kidnapping students. zero to a million instantly.

and like...that's not even the zaniest thing so far? Ortho's hacked into the collective human unconscious. there's time travel (sort of). "Crowley might be Malleus' long-lost father" is a serious theory. if you'd told me any of this back pre-episode 6, I would have asked for the link to this unbelievable but highly intriguing fanfic.

also, episode 7 gave us (and then immediately took away 😔) the best character in the whole story:

Hear me out: Modern! Illuga, Lohen and Durin becoming a popular idol group— except their stage personas are based off another member's (exaggerated) off stage personality

Illuga: (On stage) The naive “baby” of the group who approaches everything with wide eyed curiosity -> (Off stage) The responsible babysitter that looks like he hasn't slept a day since he knew them；Ironically the oldest member

Lohen: (On stage) Mature, levelheaded leader who has an unexpected cute side and a smile that heals everyone who sees it -> (Off stage) Problem child #1；Troublemaker who causes as much chaos as possible and frequently skips training