Language!

Don’t worry! You can always count on me to ask a stupid question at the tax office

I had a history quiz today and one of the questions was "what is the army rank between 1st lieutenant and major?" and my mind was like ok let's list Fullmetal alchemist characters in order of rank

So I’m watching Pirates of the Caribbean and it reminds me of my first crush (his name was jackson, that’s gonna come into play later). Specifically that one instance after he started ignoring me. See, we were in The Little Mermaid together, and he needed to talk to my friend (who i was sharing a dressing room with) but guys aren’t allowed in the girls’ dressing rooms and vice versa (that and he was a total gentlemen). So i overheard him at the door asking for someone to tell kathryn (my friend) that captain jack sparrow needed to see her. I had been a bit irritable lately cuz aside from being my crush, he was also my best friend (who was ignoring me) so I said “Oh, he’s Captain Jack Sparrow is he?” and since my friend was still getting changed and didn’t really want to respond immediately, I marched right out to him and said “Kathryn is disinclined to acquiesce to your request.” The look on his face was priceless.

I'm about to do shrooms.