#isore

3. Amputation

“ISORE WHAT THE HELL HAPPEN TO YOUR ARMS!??!?!”

For those of you who don’t know which is most of ya’ll I would like to introduce to you one of my older ocs, ISORE 

General: Ivor/Soren

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Between the bickering and on/offs they’d last for a while

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Almost instantly

How was their first kiss? - There was bickering then someone kissed someone and then sparks flew

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Soren

Who is the best man/men? - Gabriel,Magnus,

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Ellegaard, Jesse

Who did the most planning? - Soren

Who stressed the most? - Ivor

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Everyone was invited

Sex:

Who is on top? - Both, they’d fight over it

Who is the one to instigate things? - Soren

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Roughly ten minutes

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Somtimes

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - None biologically-unless pets count

How many children will they adopt? - Ivor wants 1-2 soren would debate having them or not

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Ivor

Who is the stricter parent? - Ivor

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Ivor

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Soren/Ivor

Who is the more loved parent? - Soren

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Ivor

Who cried the most at graduation? - Soren

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Ivor/Soren

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Ivor

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Soren

Who does the grocery shopping? - Ivor

How often do they bake desserts? - Until Soren left him alone about it

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Ivor is a salad guy, Soren would be good with either

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - soren

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Soren

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - SOREN

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Soren

Who is really against chores? - Soren

Who cleans up after the pets? - Ivor

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Ivor

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Ivor

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Ivor

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Both

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - neither, don’t own a dog

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Soren would make the farlands look like it;s on fire with how much bright lights and decor placed on it. EVERY HOLIDAY He’d do this.

What are their goals for the relationship? - Try not to tear the other apart.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Both