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gonna post these here real quick cuz im probably gonna burn them later
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It was the Halloween post, but I was so busy that I just forgot, but that’s alright.
Again, I love old men in a dress, this is a peak of human evolution, duh.
WHERE ARE THE IVOR X SOREN FANFICS?!?
Hey guys *drops a badly made Oneshot*
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Rating: T and up
Warnings: None
Relationship: Soren/Ivor
Tags: Angst, Unhappy ending
I wrote this at 1am which is kinda why it is bad, but still SORVOR ANGST FOR THE WIN!
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soren x ivor for the ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!
General: Ivor/Soren
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Between the bickering and on/offs they’d last for a while
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Almost instantly
How was their first kiss? - There was bickering then someone kissed someone and then sparks flew
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Soren
Who is the best man/men? - Gabriel,Magnus,
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Ellegaard, Jesse
Who did the most planning? - Soren
Who stressed the most? - Ivor
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Everyone was invited
Sex:
Who is on top? - Both, they’d fight over it
Who is the one to instigate things? - Soren
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Roughly ten minutes
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Somtimes
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - None biologically-unless pets count
How many children will they adopt? - Ivor wants 1-2 soren would debate having them or not
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Ivor
Who is the stricter parent? - Ivor
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Ivor
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Soren/Ivor
Who is the more loved parent? - Soren
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Ivor
Who cried the most at graduation? - Soren
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Ivor/Soren
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Ivor
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Soren
Who does the grocery shopping? - Ivor
How often do they bake desserts? - Until Soren left him alone about it
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Ivor is a salad guy, Soren would be good with either
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - soren
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Soren
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - SOREN
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Soren
Who is really against chores? - Soren
Who cleans up after the pets? - Ivor
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Ivor
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Ivor
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Ivor
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Both
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - neither, don’t own a dog
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Soren would make the farlands look like it;s on fire with how much bright lights and decor placed on it. EVERY HOLIDAY He’d do this.
What are their goals for the relationship? - Try not to tear the other apart.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Both
Who plays the most pranks? - Soren
