#ishouldknowbetter

The stupid things I do, no straps riding in New York City. #fixedgear #nostraps #ishouldknowbetter (at Central Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CT53LYjsQxJ/?utm_medium=tumblr

Scene: I bought this cute little #bralette because for some reason I convinced myself that I had the boobs that fit into cute little bralettes (I do not) I pulled it out of the bag and it wasn't any bigger than my thigh. But I though "meh, I can do this" so I put it on. Immedietly my boobs and back and arms were like "Girl, you're kidding yourself" but I persisted and got it on. There was nothing cute and little about me stuffed into a tiny bralette. Too tired to do anything else I slapped on a shirt over it and went on with my evening.... UNTIL NOW when I tried to remove the cute little bralette and realized...I can't without dislocating a shoulder and I start to try to maneuver myself out of this little straight jacket and I can't. I'm stuck stuck. And somehow now it's strap has Tangled itself in my hair. So I stop to regroup. I decide to take a picture so y'all can see this fuckery in action and then I held my breath, sucked in skin, lungs, bones, blood vessels, hopes and dreams and ripped up and off. I lost some hair in the process. Things I learned : I am not a small woman, I never want to hear bralette again and one should always keep a pair of scissors in the bathroom #thisis39 #ishouldknowbetter #imstuck #HelpmeTomCruiseHelpMeOprah #iveSeenbetterDays #adventuresofsinglemomdom https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvkt5BjFN1b/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1fq120i9ahlq2

Fu&k me, I had to google this at work today... #potato #potatoes #ishouldknowbetter

It may not be warm enough to wear this today, but I had to share that my favourite suede moto jacket is available for 20% off with code FALL20. I stalked this jacket like crazy in the late summer and fall and I promise you it is definitely worth it (just be careful wearing it with very dark denim that still bleeds - learned that the hard way #ishouldknowbetter). It fits true to size - I'm wearing a Small and it can still wear heavier sweaters with it. Honestly Instafriends, it's such a great find. Head to the link in my profile and click this post to get the link or check out my latest IG stories. Happy Friday lovelies! ✨ http://liketk.it/2tj1J #liketkit @liketoknow.it

🍁🍂🌿. Fall colors for a 17.2 mile race simulator run (2.75 loops) around Central Park where I proved what NOT to do for the marathon. Ate 🌭🍺🌮 for dinner, didn’t sleep ‘til 2:30am from unpacking/cleaning, hit the wall hard the whole way, but Week 18 is done! #ishouldknowbetter #ihurteverywhere #pushthrough #thewall #marathontraining #fall #centralpark #leaves #orange #run #running #runner #instarunner (at Central Park)

I was supposed to be asleep an hour ago... #whyamidoingthis #everytime #ishouldknowbetter

I've seen enough horror movies to know that this creepy Sacagawea Dollar I got today is probably cursed or something, but I can't bring myself to get rid of it... #sacagawea #cursed #coin #horror #ishouldknowbetter #doomed #sendhelp

Ahh the hands of a hair colorist #purplehand #letmeusemygoodhand #haterinsinghairwithgloves #ishouldknowbetter #pravanavivids (at Lavender Crossings Day Spa)