#is us

Thing: *signs* "hehe must be perfect for your date"

Wednesday: "No. I don't want you and Thing spying on us"

JHGFDSDFGHJKJHGFDSDFGHJKKJHGFDSDFGHJ YEAH

love the idea of just,,, the apartment exchange going down cause imagine your the landlord and this tenant suddenly disappeared and now this random man who youve never seen before has the keys and says "yeah im collecting cyrs old belongings :) no i will not say where ith is" and then like a week later the same man goes up to you and says "i now live in the apartment i need your number for emergencies" and at no point is any of this explained to you

asmr once aj gets his takeaway job cyrs on manhole duty when hes on breaks to collect whatever food hes saved from cancelled orders so pov your a coworker and this guy who keeps telling the customers weird stories is handing leftovers to a man in the sewer and then you realise said man in the sewer does Not have human hands

[looks at aj and cyr, looks at us, looks at aj and cyr again] woe! horrible sibling dynamic be upon ye

asmr cyr gets like cursed cat photos sent to ith all the time but instead of being cursed cat is just photos of leatherhead trying to fit somewhere too big for him with like full flash on regardless of how much light is already there and theyre always captioned with "took another great photo for your family album <3 i should become a wedding photographer"

asmr the tired step parent and the enemy of the state have solidarity over having small children just climb on them event