Ozpin: Hm... Perhaps it's time I step in to help?
Ironwood: (Wearing a maid outfit) If you're leaving, can I take off this ridiculous getup?
Ozpin: No. I expect your entire attire to remain unchanged until I return.
Ironwood: I am the commanding officer of the most powerful army on Remnant.
Ozpin: No, James. On weekends, you are the commanding officer of bringing me my cocoa. (Sips) Mm... Is that Atlesian salt you added?
Ironwood: (Blushing) J-Just a pinch. To remind you of the might of Atlas.








