aoH BOY, W HIC H O NE?? im going with the most i thinked today!

iroflower!!

Anonymous asked: iroflower

zoenae asked: Iroha x FLOWER

NICE... send me a pairing and i’ll tell you:

Their ringtones for each other

flower probably leaves their ringtone as default what a loser & iroha uses orange caramel - catallena when flower calls her!

Their FB relationship status

i don't really understand this ssorry _(┐「ε:)_ i guess it says they are together?? im sor

Whether they are addicted to couples selfies

yes actually they are! and they add a fuckton of cute stickers, making it almost impossible to see their actual faces...  they're not really into taking pictures of them kissing tho, just them having fun. they take selfies in amusement parks & cafés mostly!! please try to picture a smiley- v sign iroha and flower doing a ridiculous pose in the background (the yostuba pose for example)

Which of their friends is over-joyed shipper trash that they are together

lmao actually is miku because hc miku is the hugest matchmaker in the whole world and like, before iroha & flower started dating and, say, flower would try to grow closer to iroha, miku would mysteriously appear next to them and giving flower a thumbs-up and suggestive winks (thus earning her the title of 'worst matchmaker and best cockblock vocaloid')

Who overshares intimate relationship details

it's!!! iroha!!! who whines a lot about her love life to anyone who is willing to listen because she has trouble understanding flower sometimes & other vocaloids (let's say lily, luka, meiko) love to see her embarrassed face when she talks about subjects involving the bedroom haha so they press the matter and iroha usually say in a loud voice what her partner exactly did (iroha dies from embarassment meanwhile lily luka meiko stand here like >:3c)

Who steals the other’s clothes

depends. usually iroha does because her huge tall datefriend owns huge tall sweaters and the more sweater the better; flower steals their girlfriend's yoga pants cos that shit comfy af man

Who’s the PDA fan

ehhhhhh that's iroha i guess? let's say she likes to be cuddled in public sometimes, a fleeting kiss on the forehead, a second of closeness when she is apart from her partner; flower holds her hand for a second when they cross the road and suddenly it feels like she is in their bubble again, when they are in fact surrounded by people. she likes that. but flower is not really that way... their pda would be falling asleep on iroha, ultimate form of trust & excellent way of bonding if you may. but they do like to hold iroha's hand.

Who proposes

What is your name and does it mean anything?

ariuun,, hmm, not rly its smth like aries and moon so ariuun

16: What song are you currently listening to?

Symphony of destruction by megadeth :]

43: How do you start a conversation?

who holds the umbrella when it rains: 

flower because iroha usually has huge speakers and cannot hold her datefriend’s hand or a spoon what a lame cat

who is the grumpiest in the morning: flower who sleeps too fuckin late for their own good. However sometimes iroha is sad and when shes sad dont even try to wake her up or anything because the stare she sends you are enough to make siberian winter freeze

who worries more when the other is sick/hurt: iroha! she’ll buy tons of medicine & food for flower to get better. meanwhile flower likes to squeeze iroha very hard in their arms when shes sick (flower logic: the harder they squeeze = the sooner iroha will get better)

who plays pranks on the other: surprisingly enough its flower although they learnt their lesson not to try the bucket on top of the door prank, after a whole month of cold shouler & ignoring from iroha who was drenched in a split second

who is always the first to suggest cuddling on the sofa: iroha, watching tv (usually cooking broadcasts or singing contests) while flower falls asleep because flower is WEAK (that, or that they hate singing contests)

who insists on creating nicknames for the other: iroha calls flower “hana” from times to times, and whenever flower buys a new plant she’ll call them the name of the newcomer (usually leading to ridiculous, long scientific names that iroha learns by heart?? how does she do that, no one knows). flower sporadically calls iroha iro, usuallly in the morning when theyre not fully awake and they need to make a steady breakfast for their girlfriend

who drools on the other when they’re asleep: flower (who was jokingly voted as ‘most ugly sleeping face of the year’, but its false ofc, flower only slightly frowns and drools when sleeping. meanwhile iroha is a sleep talker and say the weirdest shit as all sleep talkers do)