EYUP CHANGED MY URL
My URL is now dammit-max, used to be irishblond.
Whoo first time changing my url
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EYUP CHANGED MY URL
My URL is now dammit-max, used to be irishblond.
Whoo first time changing my url

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YO HEADS UP I MIGHT BE CHANGING MY URL
Hey so I'm probably going to change my URL for the first time, probably going to be along the lines of my nickname Dammit Max. Just so ya guys know
Going over to Ducky's house for her birthday party~~~ I'm sore from last night but I'm gonna party it up anyways.
We Accept Everything Natural Unless It's Kinda Gay
We as a people embrace Mother Nature’s gifts and the natural beauty of the world even though we are coming up with new technologies everyday. When looking upon one of Mother Nature’s gifts with awe, such as a beautiful scene of distant mountains and green pastures with the breeze blowing through our chemically treated hair, just filter out the few homosexual rams. It would ruin the picture as would the other 1,500 known species to practice this behavior.Â
We must continue to follow the rule laid out in a book written 2000 years ago even though it was actually a mistranslation. The intent of the book was to simply say don’t copulate with another person in some lady’s bed, that’s rude. In our infinite wisdom it was translated as don’t sleep with someone of the same sex. This the same book that says that if you rape someone all you need to do is pay their father 50 pieces of silver. How dare we defy the logic of such a renowned and holy text. The interpretation carried so much power as to push those who think otherwise into a closet, explaining why homosexual individuals are so fabulously dressed when they come out.
Getting back to the 1,500 species in nature, I have never witnessed another animal avoid one of their own because of their sexual tendency or orientation. Only the human with it’s talents, innovations, and their advanced intellect can be found running from a room when witnessing two persons of the same sex sharing a chaste kiss. And in some cases legislating against it. Protect your children, avoid the “mommies” at the daycare and the “daddies” at the grocery store. We preach that kids need to grow up with two wedded parents in the house, but now we have to make sure they’re two people who don’t have the same naughty parts. That would be gross and hard to explain.
No kid really cares who has what sexual organs at their soccer game as long as they show up and cheer them on, preferable sober and not embarrassing them by picking a fight with the coach or the ref. Most kids like to believe their parents don’t have sex in the first place. I mean do you want to imagine your parents doing the nasty one bedroom down from you? It should be left unsaid that if you said yes to that question, you have a problem. Please, get help for that.
The fact of the matter is people love who they love, wouldn’t it be better to love them in the bedroom instead of the closet? I’m sure it’s more comfortable.
Okay this is my first attempt at writing a satire piece. And before I start having people online yell at me for being a bigot SATIRE IS SUPPOSED TO BE SARCASTIC AND IRONIC. I highly support gay rights, I mean I'm a pansexual ftm trans. What do you expect? So yeah I really enjoyed writing this I even made myself crack up a few times, I hope you enjoy. I don't mind if you post this else were or send it to somebody to show them but please give me credit I worked really hard on this.
YO BITCHES I'M DOING DRAWING COMMISSIONS!!!!
Info is on my DA because I'm too lazy to type it out here
Link:Â http://irishblonde.deviantart.com

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*whispers* I have a cute new boyfriend
I got tagged
I got tagged by polarismalfoy
RULE 1: POST THE RULES.
RULE 2: ANSWER THE QUESTIONS THE TAGGER HAS SET FOR YOU IN THEIR POSTS, THEN MAKE 11 NEW ONES.
RULE 3: TAG 11 PEOPLE AND LINK THEM IN YOUR POST.
RULE 4: LET THEM KNOW YOU’VE TAGGED THEM.
1. What do you consider your MAIN fandom?
I don't think I really have one. I kind of fandom jump. Right now I suppose my main fandom would be Homestuck.
2. What is your favorite movie? Why?
I have a lot. But I'll go with Frozen. It is an amazing movie. And it beats so many disney stereotypes, but you all are on tumblr so you probably knew that already XD
3. How did you find Tumblr?
Well, I can't really remember. I think I just heard a bunch of my friends mentioning it. At first I didn't like tumblr and refused to get one, then I gave up and got one.
4. Favorite Homestuck character?
EQUIUS! EQUIUS! EQUIUS! I also really like Nepeta, Kanaya, and Gamzee.
5. Favorite foreign food?
Sushi! I love sushi!
6. Do you wear corrective lenses of any kind?
Yes, my glasses. I have really bad eyesight and I have a muscle condition in my eyes that makes my eyesight get worse every year. I can't remember what that is though...I just know it's not a stigmatism. I remember my eye doctor talking about it when I was 14, but I don't remember what it was called...
7. Any pets? If so, what kind?
Well...I had a cat and a dog, but they died last year :( I do not live at my house anymore so I feel like I can't consider any of my animals my pets anymore (now they are technically my sister and brothers) But I had 1 dog named Buster. I also had two goats, Chibi and Loli.Â
8. Do you like Faygo? Favorite kind?
I love faygo! My favorite kind is definitely redpop!
9. Do you like getting asks?
Yeah, it shows that people actually like what I have to say. (Except for ask hate)
10. Do you remember why you followed me? If so, why?
Because we were friends and when I found out you had a tumblr I was just "I NEED TO FOLLOW YOU!" lol
11. Going to any cons in the near future?
Lets see...I'm going to Animarathon hopefully on March 22nd. It's a one day con at Bowling Green University. Then I'll be going to A&G Con in Kentucky! :D (Thanks to my girlfriend! It will be great because my girlfriend got us and some of our friends a suite!) It's April 4-6. Then I'll be going to Colossalcon from June 5th-8th. My original room fell through so my girlfriend, my brother (well, he's not my biological brother, but we live together and we act like siblings so...rambling), and I will be getting a room somewhere hopefully. It'll be great!
Who I tagged:
1. Polarismalfoy (Yes, I'm tagging you back XD)
2. ultragamzee
3. hazard666
4. irishblond
5. hissorrow22
6. tagyourfuckingtriggers
7. theshuffles
8. askcarcino-geneticist
9. wreckitronnie
10. heichous-butt
11. strongshotasenpai
My Questions:
1. I'll be the one to ask the most hated question ever. What is your favorite color? XD
2. What is your favorite anime/show?
3. How long do you spend on tumblr each day?
4. Favorite character in your favorite fandom?
5. Favorite youtuber (if you have one, if not favorite disney movie?)
6. Favorite video from anywhere on the internet?
7. Coke or Pepsi products?
8. Favorite pokemon (no maximum, ramble to your content :D)?
9. What is your OTP of your favorite fandom?
10. Favorite summer activity (can be ANYTHING)?
11. Favorite breakfast cereal?
I got tagged
I got tagged by theonewhoregrets
RULE 1: POST THE RULES.
RULE 2: ANSWER THE QUESTIONS THE TAGGER HAS SET FOR YOU IN THEIR POSTS, THEN MAKE 11 NEW ONES.
RULE 3: TAG 11 PEOPLE AND LINK THEM IN YOUR POST.
RULE 4: LET THEM KNOW YOU’VE TAGGED THEM.
1. Last book you read/currently are reading?
I am currently reading Red Dragon and I have to say that I am loving it so far.
2. Favorite TV Show? Favorite episode of that show?
Currently my favorite TV show is Once Upon a Time and my favorite episode is Skin Deep cause it's mostly about Rumplestiltskin.
3. If you could say one thing to your future self, what would that be and why?
Umm... "Is Maverick still alive?" I would say this because I love my cat and I don't know how far into the future we're talking about and I would really want to know if my baby was alive or dead.
4. Favorite/funniest dream you’ve had that you remember?
I had a dream that I was in a modernized Attack on Titan, and I've only seen three freaking episodes!! Unfortunately that's all I remember about it.
5. What is the most attractive feature/quality of a person?
Their eyes, I love looking at people's eyes.
6. Favorite song currently? Of all time?
Currently, my favorite song is Demons by Imagine Dragons, of all time my favorite song is As the World Falls Down by David Bowie.
7. Name your OTP!
Of which fandom?!?! There's so many to choose from! Davekat from Homestuck, Destiel from Supernatural, Hannibal/Will from Hannibal, The Doctor/ Clara from Doctow Who, Tamaki/Haruhi from Ouran, there's just so many!!
8. Choose: Time travel or teleporation? (Time travel is only in time, not also in space, so you would only go back in time from wherever you currently were.)
I would totally choose time travel because I could always go where I wanted to go in modern times first then go forward or back in time so I didn't have to worry about whether or not I had a way to get where I wanted to go.
9. Star Wars or Star Trek?
This is a very hard question to answer, I am currently cuddling with my Star Wars blanket, but I love Star Trek too, I would have to say Star Trek though.
10. Where do you dream about living? Why?
I wanna live in England, no real reason why, I just don't wanna be stuck in Ohio all my life.
11. The Ninth Doctor had “fantastic,” Tenth had “allons-y,” and Eleventh had “Geronimo!” what is your catch phrase?
My catch phrase would probably be something stupid like "Fuck it" or "What the hell"
Who I tagged:
1. sanctuaryforthepeople
2. nexusempresia
3. creatures-of-imagination
4. loverofanimealyss
5. hasilith
6. irishblond
7. animeloverfangirl
8. hope-for-kayla
9. icing-and-a-dream
10. ninja-downey
11. assassinatingsherlock
My Questions:
1. What do you consider your MAIN fandom?
2. What is your favorite movie? Why?
3. How did you find Tumblr?
4. Favorite Homestuck character?
5. Favorite foreign food?
6. Do you wear corrective lenses of any kind?
7. Any pets? If so, what kind?
8. Do you like Faygo? Favorite kind?
9. Do you like getting asks?
10. Do you remember why you followed me? If so, why?
11. Going to any cons in the near future?