Nov 16, 2021
Rudy: How do you deal with mortality?
Eve: Violent outbursts
Rex: General sluttiness
Mark: Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!
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Rudy: How do you deal with mortality?
Eve: Violent outbursts
Rex: General sluttiness
Mark: Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!
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Eve: So, let me get this straight; you find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself…"what the hell? I’ll just eat some trash.”
Rex: No! No! No! No! No! It was not trash!
Mark: Was it in the trash?
Rex: Yes.
Eve: Then, it was trash.
Rex: But it wasn’t down in! It was sort of… on top!
Kate: But it was in the cylinder!
Rex: Above the rim!
Eve: Adjacent to refuse is refuse!
Rex: It was on a magazine! And it still had the doily on!
Mark: Was it eaten?
Rex: …one little bite.
Eve: Well…that’s garbage
Headcanon that Rex never lets the whole cloning thing go, and whenever he and Robot argue he always brings it up. That's his go to.
"Why did you do that it could've gotten you killed" "Well why did you steal my fUCKING BODY ROBOT"
Various Headcanons for the Original Guardians of the Globe
Green Ghost/Alana is a lesbian
Darkwing is the Rosa Diaz of the Guardians. No one knows anything about him that he hasn't explicitly said, and some of that probably isn't even true
Yes I know it's cliche to have a character with superspeed have ADHD but Red Rush/Josef is ADHD because I am and I say so
Josef immigrated from Russia at a young age and still gets confused by American culture/customs from time to time
Also he has Jewish heritage because I'm Jewish and I say so
If she had lived, Alana would have gone on to be a mentor for young superheroes like the Teen Team
Though he mostly stayed in the ocean, the Guardians headquarters had an underwater section for Aquarus. Even when he died, Robot still kept it out of respect and guilt
War Woman/Holly did a lot for the community with her resources as a CEO. She actually debated on revealing her secret identity in order to do more but eventually decided against it, worried they might trace her back to her team and figure theirs out, too
Also Holly and her buisness partner, Connie, were dating
The "I never liked you" line was a lie. Immortal actually had a lot of respect for Omni-Man before his betrayal. Obviously when he came back to life it immediately went out the window
Because Josef sees and feels everything at a different speed, his death was excruciatingly drawn out. His last thoughts were guilt because he felt like he let Olga down
Me talking to my grandma about Invincible: and then Nolan called Debbie a PET-
Her, without hesitation: Id've cut his throat
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Rex Splode: *on screen*
Me:
Bruce Wayne after seeing Mark Grayson, a black haired superhero kid with a tragic backstory and no dad: