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INTP: So INTJ and I were thinking about starting a relationship.
Person: WHAT?
INTJ: Yes. We could share a house, live together, split our bills, get our families off our backs, and maybe even have a family of our own.
Person: But... Are you... in love?
INTP:
INTJ:
INTP: What does love have to do with this?
INTJ: It's a reasonable partnership.
Person: Reasonable-- you know what, never mind. You two are lost cases.
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Innocent Person: I got you a present!
INTx: ...
Innocent Person: ...
INTx: what do you want from me
Stereotypes
Claiming to be so smart that being lazy is not only okay, but actually inevitable is just plain stupid.
If you're really so smart, you know how to work. Work hard!
So all those stereotypes of superlazy but genius INTPs.. Well.. It's also a sign of intelligence to put in the effort and make it happen.
INTx relationship
INTP: Do you love me more than you despise people?
INTJ: Yes.
INTP: ...oh. Really? No second thoughts?
INTJ: Yes. What about you?
INTP: Yes, I love you. Well, wait. I love you a lot and I despise people a lot but we are together for a couple of months and I despise people for a long time, it means I passed more time despising than loving, but it doesn’t mean I don’t love you much, it means that-
INTJ: (laughing) Shh... I definitely love you.
INTP vs. INTJ #5
*intp and intj are flipping through notes studying*
INTJ: see my social studies notes are color coordinated and organized by date
INTP: I would show you mine but they're getting professionally disinfected due to the band of cockroaches that nested there
INTJ: ...
INTP: I didn't use it very much
INTJ: I can tell
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INTP: Plans, schedules, we don't need them.
ENFP: Yes! We'll go with the flow, as I always say!
INTP: Indeed. We'll cross the bridge when we get to it.
ENFP: Plans and schedules cause so much stress.
INTJ: I have never been this stressed in my life. How do you people live like this?
INTP: Having a plan stresses me.
INTJ: Not having one stresses me.
INTP:
INTJ:
INTP: It occured to me that we might have a problem here.
Person: So hey what the hell, we were supposed do this thing on Saturday and you just ghosted me? What happened?
INTx: Ah yes, my apologies. I started to watch this new series on Friday night and got invested.
Person:
Person: Are you trying to say you just spent over 48 hours by watching a series and forgot that you were supposed to do this thing with me?
INTx: Well, in my defense, I did sleep for a couple of hours and make some sandwiches every once in awhile.
