Dec 31, 2020
People: How can you be in a relationship with INTJ? They are the scariest and most oppressive person I’ve ever met.
ENFP: What? INTJ is a cinnamon bun.
INTJ: *murderously glares at everyone else while carrying ENFP’s purse*
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People: How can you be in a relationship with INTJ? They are the scariest and most oppressive person I’ve ever met.
ENFP: What? INTJ is a cinnamon bun.
INTJ: *murderously glares at everyone else while carrying ENFP’s purse*
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INTP: So INTJ and I were thinking about starting a relationship.
Person: WHAT?
INTJ: Yes. We could share a house, live together, split our bills, get our families off our backs, and maybe even have a family of our own.
Person: But... Are you... in love?
INTP:
INTJ:
INTP: What does love have to do with this?
INTJ: It's a reasonable partnership.
Person: Reasonable-- you know what, never mind. You two are lost cases.
ENFP: Wow my flat is a mess
INTJ: Matches well with your life, then
ENFP: Hey what the fuck
INTP: Plans, schedules, we don't need them.
ENFP: Yes! We'll go with the flow, as I always say!
INTP: Indeed. We'll cross the bridge when we get to it.
ENFP: Plans and schedules cause so much stress.
INTJ: I have never been this stressed in my life. How do you people live like this?
ENFP: Aw honey, I don't know where I would be without you
INTJ: Most likely in much bigger debt, possibly in jail for buying an illegal pet, and definitely not in Mexico because without me you would've been banned from the country for the rest of your life
ENFP:
ENFP: It was a tacky romantic comment not a real question
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INTP: Having a plan stresses me.
INTJ: Not having one stresses me.
INTP:
INTJ:
INTP: It occured to me that we might have a problem here.
INTJ: Hello all you new people I'm forced to engage with, could you do this test and provide me with your results so I'll know your personality types.
Person: Or you could just... Spend time with us. Get to know us like a normal human being.
INTJ: I don't need to know you. I need manuals on how to deal with you.
Person: Sometimes I'm not sure if INTJ considers me a friend or a science project.
INTJ: *takes notes on the other end of the sofa*