Jun 26, 2025
Makka Pakka having Apple Pie for Lunch from a Not-So-Tiny Chef...
(I was Not Thinking when I made the TINY Chef Bigger than the Rock Baby...)
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Makka Pakka having Apple Pie for Lunch from a Not-So-Tiny Chef...
(I was Not Thinking when I made the TINY Chef Bigger than the Rock Baby...)
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To our Lord Savior
Iggle Piggle.
Yep. Iggle bloody well Piggle. At 6pm every night this weird blue son of a bitch comes on my TV and my 2 year old is instantly silent, stretched out on the sofa like she pays rent!
It's an amazing cue for bedtime, the little shit knows that when Iggle Piggle comes on we calm the frick down from whatever sugar induced activity we're doing (this includes an array of things such as destroying my kitchen and living room) she knows that blue weirdo is time for bed. That after Iggle Piggle has finished snogging Upsy Daisy's face off we get snuggled in for bed.
We love Iggle Piggle in our house, the only person who REFUSES to watch it is my partner who admits I've spiked his dinner with something because he feels like he's tripping (don't tempt me knob head)
If you haven't heard of it. IN THE NIGHT GARDEN. Is a show designed for kids. It's full of bright colours and characters that you aren't ENTIRELY sure what they're supposed to be. Are they aliens? The characters all look completely different and all have strange names (Makka Pakka, Tombliboos and my not so favourite Pontipines)
This show is full of jingles and jangles and characters that don't speak but mumble and squeak and could possibly drive you to the brink of insanity if your kid didn't love it so much. It's a good calming strategy because it is literally that trippy that kids just do not have a clue how to process all this sound and colour so they just sit there and stare.
So for now, until she's too old I am going to sit back and embrace this blue bastard and all of his chums, I'm gonna sit and watch this with her because as weird and trippy as it is - we snuggle and we cuddle and we are quiet and we are well behaved for once.
So Iggle Piggle, this glass of Pinot is a toast to you.
Fairy tales for #riot grams. From the traditional to the feminist-Jungian interpreted to the modern reimaginings. If only I hadn’t lent my copy of The Bloody Chamber to my sister! . . #fairytales #grimm #thebluefairybook #andrewlang #hanschristianandersen #womenwhorunwiththewolves #clarissapinkolaestes #theorphanstales #inthenightgarden #inthecitiesofcoinandspice #catherynnemvalente https://www.instagram.com/p/BoeUaEPFVgL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ihoxw5w1uakk
Upsy Daisy and Igglepiggle
Makka Pakka, Bravely and Foolishly asks a Mushroom Person if they wanna be Clean...
(I don't think People can wash Mushrooms with Soaps and Sponges but just Pretend Makka Pakka can...)
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Cute Macapaca, in the night garden parody still
Upsy Daisy and Iggle Piggle ticked a huge box on Isabelle’s current bucket list. And mine. #bighugs #inthenightgarden (at Cbeebies Land - Alton Towers) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cjsp_qxqcfW/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
QUOTE OF THE DAY Monday, August 15, 2022
"Never put your faith in a Prince. When you require a miracle, trust in a Witch." - Catherynne M. Valente, In the Night Garden
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