#insincereloyality

WHERE. DO. I. EVEN. START. WITH. YOU. FUnniest motherfucker I know, basically. You used to post like 0% RP on Effy but I'd still see all of your posts and hack up a lung or something laughing. Now you're going to get a giant, over-inflated ego because I said you were funny. Well, whatever, fuck you, you are. REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY. No, I might not be sirebonded to you, and no I won't make you sandwiches because I'M NOT YOUR FOOD SLAVE, but I do love you. Or I would. If I had a soul. But it's ok because we're both going to hell anyway.

You are such a loser, omfg.

You spelt M!A wrong.

i don't REAlly get why people like them so much 

As Rebekah pulled a chair out and stood on it, she took some of the tinsel from around her neck and put it around a windowsill. Whistling along to a terribly cheesy Christmas song, she got off of the chair and pushed it over so it was nearer the tree. Standing upon it once more, she grabbed some baubles and started to hang them on the tree. This was her first Christmas since the twenties. She wanted everything to be completely perfect. Hearing footsteps, she turned around, only to stumble and fall off of the chair. However, before she could hit the ground, a pair of strong arms caught her. She looked up and chuckled lightly as she saw Adam holding her. "I assure you, I never normally fall over like that." 

sbgshdgashjlit,gkudge omg i love her. i ship radam so, so, so bloody hard and omg they just need to marry and have cute little radam babies, then i need to marry salma and have babies with her basically. so yeah. 

EFFYYYYY. I love her omg. Both of your muses are sooo awesome, probably affected by you. You're too fucking hilarious and I enjoy seeing you in my dash soo much!