#insert_conspires.exe

Basically - Sentient/personified star comes to earth to be silly or smthn, starts interacting with humans and mobians(the first extra terrestrial beings humans contacted and form an allyship with), hijinks ensue

here's the main earthlings

Now, everyone, mainly the Transformers fans - Hear me out :

You see this RC toy tank? This very holdable, harmless toy?

What if by some batshit weird/insane way MEGATRON would become THIS SMALL and have this as his alt mode and NOBODY in the Omiverse(multiverse for fandoms/fandomverse/Crossoververse) took him seriously?

Imagen the g/t and general interaction between every other character and Minitron -

Like, for example this :

HE'S JUST A BABI

Ok, so get this - NASA gets an unintentional foreign signal from somewhere in space and when that hits the news ALL of humanity starts to panic about Alien invaders. Because of that we've decided to make a big ass underground, inner-continent, international bunker and lived there for god knows how long. So long that the cybertronians, the ones who accidently gave that signal, had decided to include Earth into their intergalactic Cybertron planet0space colony and re-colonized and improved it. After asstons of years humanity finally moved out to the surface, only to be met with Tellus-4G039 instead of Earth. Thus, we became space/cyberpunk borrowers.

We hide from the cybertronians because we're not sure if they are friendly to smaller or organic, or small organic beings. It's even harder to answer the hard question when there's a war going on between these 'Autobots' and 'Decepticons'. We do live in the walls of these Big as fuck robots, but we also have made small hidden city, villages and neighborhoods if you don't want to act like a mouse. They mostly drink/eat their own source of life, energon, but it's not compatible for us, so we grow and make our own. It's mostly ones the originated from the earth of past, but we've been trying the new organic plants and animals that spawned thanks to the robots. They've been studying our history and most of them just feel bad for us, which is unusual. We don't know if there will be peace between us and them, they're too dangerous for us.

transformers anime, but from the pov of a human-cybertronian hybrid(the result of the autobots "repairing" a human with fatal injuries) that has to juggle the life of being an autobot ally and a civilian.

basic plot for my continuity(Transformers: Dualeged/Double edged) is that we follow Yukiko's daily life as a pretender, while trying to keep her secrete association with 'The secrete hi-tech wars', a government related conspiracy spawned from the bullshit of the Autobot-Decepticon war and earth's involvement. Hijinks ensue as Yukko struggles to keep herself together, while being a main-ish target for the decepticons and an allying force for the autobots.

You probably wanna know how exactly Yukiko became this way. Well,..

Basically she was mistakenly poisoned by a human decepticon ally/agent, the human autobot agents took her for an autopsy and later on private funeral. At the same time the first man made minicon was to be made, but an unpoisoned sample of Yukko's blood(don't ask) was accidentally spilled on the minicon exoskeleton and wo and behold - the first ever human-cybertronian hybrid, a pretender, was conceived with retaining all of the previous memories of being human.

It's 2055, Japan's the number one lead in the world for tech innovation. The location of main interest is Neo-saka (New Osaka), where it's the 2nd most advanced city next to Metro-tokyo. Don't expect many changes from our current time, it's only in tech and architect.

The plot follows Kai Natsumi, a teen who likes art, music, J-alt style/rock//grunge specifically, motorbike riding, space, robots and aliens. Nobody knows what happened to her parents, Yoshimoru 'Yoshi' and Juno, herself included. In the city she lives almost everyone has a materialistic, 'everything must be the same' mindset and Kai hates it. If someone has something very unique about them, they have to hide it, but 30% of the unique people would rather show it off and rebel against the materialistic hivemind, like a punk. Kai and her friends (names in progress) are one of those punks. The [N] of them actually formed a group/gang called The Outliers.

'What about the cybertronians?', you ask and to that i shall answer :

This isn't a case where it's their first time on earth, they've been living amongst humans for god knows how long. Optimus prime, the current leader, had decided to put Earth under autobot protection from the decepticons, because Megatron wants to strip earth of it's natural resources and enslave humanity, so he could take over Cybertron and the galaxy. No human knew that there where alien robots roaming around as vehicles. Well, until the night fate decided to do it's own thing.

During that night Kai was attacked by Skywarp and Thundercracker with the assistance of Ravage and Rumble, because 'If that insignificant lifeform exposes us to it's natives, it'll be a significant problem!'. In response Kai manages to take out Ravage with her favorite guitar that she carries around to play wherever she likes. Just as she was about to go on a edicius mission by going against the bigger 'cons, the autobots come in, including Optimus. Kai didn't give up fighting tho, she decided to help said autobots by distracting the 'cons. This shows Kai knows which type of alien archetypes are trustworthy or not and her standards when it come to the question 'If aliens showed up, what would you do?'. The fight was pretty short too, so it didn't take long to put a few scratches on the 'cons. After it tho Kai, still not familiar with the Autobots, thanks Optimus for 'stopping me before killing myself, i guess', states that she'll keep them a secret 'till further notice and sorta jokes it being all a dream. As she was heading towards home, Op replies with a single, soft 'hm' to which Kai took is as both a 'your welcome' and a 'thank you for the help'. That's when they've practically earned each other's respect.

Ever since then the Autobots and the Outliers have been allies and Kai has been living the dream of being friends/teammates with robot aliens.

basically this is where all of my fan made scenarios regarding this evangelion of shitposts will be put under, as some/most of the time it's related to my crossover lore thingy - the Omniverse. This can be also my take on a fan continuation, but set in the Representative!SMG4-verse, an au that represents the entire SMG4 multiverse+canon(with it's own deviations, mind you) and direct connection to the Omniverse and the Omni-hub(a hub world for representatives of every single character know to man can hangout and reside)(It's also where the Omniversal Authoritarian Department resides in).

soo yeah, this is my silly ass full blown crossover au for a technically crossover shitpost series, where i can be as cringe as i want -

It's probably gonna be personal/hc redesigns of characters from shows/continuities i've seen/familiar with or recently gotten into. In the TF case that would be RID2015, Cyberverse, Rescue Bot(shocker, i know), animated and Prime if i'm not careful(intimidated) enough, or BotBots since i just remembered about that and for the same reason for Prime.

I imagine the autobots and thier human allies being in a High-ranked alliance with the Omniverse Authoritarial Department along with the Metal cardbot cast, the Brave police, Blaze and his allies(mothertrucker was a firetuck and police tuck once or more and he sorta counts as a multi-altmodeed transformer), team Umizoomi, the Paw Patrol(shocker, AGAIN.(Also, there'll be two Chases)), the Mad Dogz, the police men from Spooky Month, the UT-DR Multiverse, Tom and his co-workers from the Sonic Movies(+ Sonic and his team) and so on, so more. And with a bias move I'M also apart in the OAD as an Privet eye Investigator/Detective, Spy, Police sketch artist and a 4th thing -

And for some ass reason I'm reinventing that one rottmnt g/t idea, but with Optimus thanks to a zesty TFP opXreader fic i read out of pure curiosity where Ratchet had to resort to Synth En to save Op, only to make Op freaky/zesty (i'm not using the word freaky/zesty as an insult, it's the best way to describe it, literally. Like, NSFW warning. Do not read if you're not comfortable with any form of Xes).