“Do not call conspiracy    everything this people calls a conspiracy; do not fear what they fear,    and do not dread it. The Lord Almighty is the one you are to regard as holy,    he is the one you are to fear,    he is the one you are to dread.

The Onion Says it Has Bought Infowars

The Onion, a satirical publication that skewers newsmakers and current events, said on Thursday that it had won a bankruptcy auction to acquire Infowars, a website founded and operated by the conspiracy theorist Alex Jones. The Onion said that the bid was sanctioned by the families of the victims of the mass shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School, who in 2022 won a $1.4 billion defamation lawsuit against Mr. Jones and his company, Free Speech Systems. Everytown for Gun Safety, a nonprofit dedicated to ending gun violence that was founded in the aftermath of the Sandy Hook shooting, will advertise on a relaunched version of the site under The Onion. The publication plans to reintroduce Infowars in January as a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” like Mr. Jones who traffic in misinformation and health supplements, Ben Collins, the chief executive of The Onion’s parent company, Global Tetrahedron, said in an interview.

I wish I’d never listened to knowledge fight so my wife could have a podcast where she explains episodes of knowledge fight to me in a knowledge fight type format where she is Dan and I’m Jordan but we are knowledge fighting knowledge fight. Could name it Data Battle.