#inferkit

i havent cried from laughter so hard in my entire life

inferkit is a beautiful thing

I'M PISSING

YOU GUYS WHAT THE FUCK

“I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass-motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife. And he said his dick was "THIS big" and I said "that's DISGUSTING" so I'm making a call out post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a SMALL DICK. It's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! *EXPLOSION* THAT'S RIGHT BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife so guess what I'm gonna fuck the Earth, that's right this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'm pissing on the MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT. YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO. WHICH I WILL DO SO SOON IN RESPECT OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING FACE. ALIENS SCARRED I have to make this quick, Moon Man, because the moon-penis-predators are coming, look out! I am one of the most wanted criminals in the universe, I have killed and maimed aliens in an obsessive rage. I am the very embodiment of lust. I love fire, I love it so much I want to burn the fucking moon. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG I don't care, mate. I've got one of my most loyal followers in your backyard, Moon Man. Let's fuck with Moon Man some more, they're going to have to get me out of here so I can make my burn the moon boner. I've always wanted to make that thing fly. Moon man, think of it, this is so stupid! ALL OF YOU FUCKERS, LISTEN TO ME: YOU TURN THIS SHIT DOWN OR WE GO TO RANGERS KIDS LEVEL NUMBER 3. AND IF THEY DON'T LET US THROUGH IT'S GOING TO BE HURRICANE JAKE AND THAT'S CERTAINLY NOT WORTH A FIT. WATCH YOUR WINDOW, WHATEVER. I AM SO FUCKING LUCKY.”

gave it a bit of an angsty prompt and I might have to take it further bc I’m curious-

I wanna build Gunga the Great Islander now

I tried getting funny prompts with Nights and Reala as well but unfortunately I didn´t get any.