*guilty silence*

Cloud: I’m not mad I just want to know.

Angeal: it was me I bro-

Cloud: No, no you didn’t. Zack?

Zack: Don’t look at me, look at Kunsel!

Kunsel: What I didn’t brake it!

Zack: huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Kunsel: because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken!

Zack: suspicious.

Kunsel: no it’s not!

Roche: if it matters, probably not, but Genesis was the last one to use it…

Genesis: lier! I don’t even drink that crap!

Roche: oh really, well what were you doing over by the coffee cart earlier?

Genesis: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that cockroche!

Angeal: okay, okay, let’s not fight! I broke it let me pay for it Cloud!

Cloud: No, who broke it!

Zack: Cloudy? Sephiroth has been awfully quiet…

Sephiroth: REALLY?! Oh my goddess, you’re really going to call it like that huh?

*they all continue fighting for an hour*

Lazard: so who broke it? Did you find out?

Cloud: oh, I did.

Lazard: …???

The basement of their single story house has been converted into a high tech training area that includes a gun range.

Cloud is still in awe whenever she opens a secret panel in the wall of the training area and shows off the giant weapon collection they have going on.

These two never eat at the table. They always curl up together on the sofa and eat while watching movies.

Cloud can’t cook to save his life, but he is very helpful when it comes to prep work for the meal.

So when these two officially start living together, she makes sure they make meals ahead of time, just in case she ends up going on missions away from Midgar for awhile.

He will never admit it, but Cloud finds it attractive to watch her get dressed in her Turk uniform. She already knows about it and puts on a bit of a show just for him.

Cloud tends to be the one that does the laundry mainly, and cleans up the bedroom and bathroom. She cleans up the kitchen and living room.

The only time the dining table sees any use is when they clean their weapons together.

Mrs. Strife constantly teases her baby boy whenever he calls, cause she can tell how much he loves his girlfriend and is happy someone is looking after him.

“Cloud, have you seen my dagger anywhere?”

“Uhh... Have you looked under the pillows on the bed?”

Well, I am pleased to tell ya that I have a few ideas cooking and already have a vague idea for each. First is,

Cloudy Nights

Which is a very slow burn friends to lovers Cloud/OC fic that starts in Nibelheim and will go through parts of Crisis Core and into a mixture of OG and Remake FFVII. The OC in question is named Serena, whose dad is a jack of all trades and mom is a baker. She’s the same age as Cloud and they live directly next door to each other. Serena’s parents are very good friends with Mrs Strife, and because of that, the woman is a second mother to her.

Honey Lips and Devilish Grins

This is more a Reno/OC fic with hints of Cloud/OC (but Reno/OC is endgame). The OC is named Rebecca “Beck” and she is actually from our world reborn into FFVII with very limited knowledge of the series besides Advent Children, which she watched ages ago. She grew up in the Slums by Wall Market with our favorite redheaded Turk (not that she knows), and eventually gets picked up by Andrea Rhodea after he caught one of her street performances. It was originally Beck’s idea to change the Honeybee Inn from being just a brothel to the entertainment paradise it is in the Remake (unknowingly, of course). Beck rarely entertains her guests through sexual means, yet she did raffle off her virginity when she had hit 18. Anyone who visits the Honeybee Inn as a regular knows Beck as the Bumblebee of the Inn, and Reno is one of the few (if not only) people that holds a special VIP Card to see her whenever.

To Love a SOLDIER