*the team at Hayleys funeral*
Jj: if you weren’t part of the bau where do you think you would be?
Rossi: probably a pasta chef
Penelope: definitely running a cat shelter
Spencer: a professor
Emily: honestly, an unsub
Hotch: definitely not here
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*the team at Hayleys funeral*
Jj: if you weren’t part of the bau where do you think you would be?
Rossi: probably a pasta chef
Penelope: definitely running a cat shelter
Spencer: a professor
Emily: honestly, an unsub
Hotch: definitely not here

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Literally every stereotypical criminal minds fanfic ever:
Y/n: I'm new to the BAU
Spencer: y/n is kinda pretty
Y/n: Spencer is kinda pretty
Y/n: *gets kidnapped*
Spencer: oml I love y/n now I'm freaking out and need to find them
Y/n: *gets injured but ultimately fine when the team finds them*
Spencer and y/n: *confess undieing love for eachother and gets a cat*
Luke : Ugh, why are you being like this?
Garcia : “Like this”? What is “like this”? I’m doing my job!
JJ : Oh, my god, just bang already !
Matt : That's what I've been saying !
Luke : Gross.
Garcia : Ew.
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Emily to Ian: do you wanna know what his last words to me were?
Ian: *throws punch*
Emily: I look pretty good for a dead kid
*from a distance*
Trixie Mattel: HES ALIVE

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Emily and Jj go a shopping day
Jj: hey Em!
Emily: hey babe, who’s kid are you babysitting
Jj: what do you mean?
Emily: Jj you’re carrying a small blonde child
Jj: Em that’s my son
Emily: I think id know what Henry looks like by now
Jj: Emily. My other child
Emily: your what??
Emily: IM YOUR BIGGEST FANNN ILL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE MEE
Everyone else: PAPA PAPARAZZI
Rossi: what’s happened???? is everyone okay??
Emily to the team: did my mother know that I was alive?
Jj: no we couldn’t tell her, what made you ask?
Emily: oh nothing I was just looking through my funeral pics and couldn’t see her there
Jj and Hotch: ...yup