Incorrect Criminal Minds Quotes

Prentiss: Sergio is the only valid member of my family. The roomba is valid too, I guess, but it’s on thin fucking ice.

Reid: I am the smartest, most skilled agent in the BAU.

“My dad taught me to throw knives to make me less gay. Now I know how to suck dick & throw knives.”

Reid: Do you like Morgan too?

Reid: I’m kinda cold.

Reid: Would you guys shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?

Hotch: We need to break up, but here's a puppy!

Prentiss, about the rest of the team: You don’t have all the facts.

JJ: Will you guys stop fighting?

Garcia: Wait a minute! You don’t go TOWARDS the weird, scary sound!

Prentiss: My reasons for doing things: 1) spite. 2) the aesthetic. That's it.

“It’s my god-given bisexual right to be dramatic.”

“I think I’m just gonna find the nearest bar, have one or eight drinks, and hit the hay.”

Hotch: I already have a tattoo.

“I spend a lot of time with the real me, and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go take a shower so I can't tell if I'm crying or not.”

Lewis: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Prentiss, looking at a woman: Wow, she’s so pretty.