Aug 10, 2022
characters as things friends + family have said
victor: have you ever been tempted by a body pillow?
yuri: no.
victor: i don’t believe you.
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characters as things friends + family have said
victor: have you ever been tempted by a body pillow?
yuri: no.
victor: i don’t believe you.
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Yuri!!! On Ice Incorrect Quotes
Reporter: Mr. Nikiforov, do you support the LGBTQ community?
Victor, pulling Yuuri into a delicate kiss: I'm gay.
Yuri, from somewhere in the crowd: He's dodging the question!
Yurio: I only feel one emotion, and it’s anger
Otabek: You sent me over a hundred heart emojis last night
Yurio: Out of anger
Yurio: you fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Otabek, not looking up from his book: Spear.
Yurio: BLOCKED.
Viktor: Did he just call you "Chad"?
Yuri: Yeah
Viktor: ..Aren't you going to correct him?
Yuri: No
Viktor: Why?
Yuri: *shrugs* He always calls me that
Viktor: ...Why?
Yuri: Well three years ago someone brought doughnuts to the rink and we didn't really know eachother and he said "Hey Chad, want a doughnut?" and.... I wanted a doughnut... now it's been three years, the doughnut's gone, and I'm still Chad
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Yuuri: *sneaks in at 1 am*
Phichit: *sitting up, waiting for him* what are you doing?
Yuuri: uhhh... sleepwalking?
Phichit: you’re wide awake
Yuuri: robbing us?
Phichit: dude
Yuuri: *sighs and opens the door wider to reveal Viktor standing behind him*
Phichit:
Viktor: Russia got lonely okay
Yuri: Alright, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Phichit: I did. I broke it.
Yuri: No. No, you didn’t. JJ?
JJ: Don’t look at me, look at Otabek!
Otabek: What? I didn’t break it!
JJ: Huh, that’s weird. How did you know it was broken then?
Otabek: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
JJ: ...suspicious
Otabek: No it’s not!
Chris: If it matters, probably not...Victor was the last one to use it.
Victor: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Chris: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Victor: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everybody knows that!
Phichit: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Yuri.
Yuri: No. Who broke it?
Otabek: Yurio’s been awfully quiet...
Yurio: Oh, REALLY?
Otabek: Yeah really!
...
Yuri: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Yuri: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here 😏
Yuuri, while babysitting the triplets: What is your favorite children's story?
Victor:Three Little Pigs and The Big Bad Wolf
Yuuri: Isn't that the story were the wolf tries to eat the pigs but the pigs escape each time?
Victor, nodding and sighing: Yeah, every time.
Yuuri, after a few days:...
Yuuri, after a few months:...
Yuuri, after a few years: Oh my God, Victor!